Garden. Gay Homophobe. PUNtries of the World. Quote #300391. Bill Nye Boo'd In Texas For Saying The Moon Reflects The Sun. Bill Nye, the harmless children's edu-tainer known as "The Science Guy," managed to offend a select group of adults in Waco, Texas at a presentation, when he suggested that the moon does not emit light, but instead reflects the light of the sun. As even most elementary-school graduates know, the moon reflects the light of the sun but produces no light of its own.
But don't tell that to the good people of Waco, who were "visibly angered by what some perceived as irreverence," according to the Waco Tribune. Nye was in town to participate in McLennan Community College's Distinguished Lecture Series. He gave two lectures on such unfunny and adult topics as global warming, Mars exploration, and energy consumption. But nothing got people as riled as when he brought up Genesis 1:16, which reads: "God made two great lights -- the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night.
The lesser light, he pointed out, is not a light at all, but only a reflector. Pokemon's Ten Most Disturbing Pokedex Entries. Last week, Pokemon Black and White were finally released in America as the two latest installments of the long-running video game franchise. It’s something I’ve been looking forward to since it was announced, to the point where I’ve been reading through the Pokedex — the official in-game database that describes all 649 Pokemon — and in doing so, I’ve discovered something: For a game made for children about adorable monsters, there’s a lot of really disturbing stuff in Pokemon.
Okay, okay, admittedly: It’s a game made for children about adorable monsters who are sent out to fight each other for the enjoyment of their owners like gladiators battling at the pleasure of a ten year-old Caligula. But it’s one thing to have Mewtwo listed as being the product of “years of horrific gene splicing” (Pokemon Red), and quite another to have multiple creatures whose sole purpose is to drag children kicking and screaming through the gates of Hell, and that’s not an exaggeration.
Guys. Yeesh. Fake speed camera birdhouse slows cars, pisses off authorities. Ian Magee was sick of people speeding past his house at double the speed limit, so he installed this fake speed camera in a really conspicuous spot on his property. What's really clever, is that Magee didn't just put up a dummy speed camera, he made it into a real working bird feeder, allowing the critters to get in where the lens would normally be. In England where Magee lives, speed cameras are all of a similar design, so drivers are used to keeping an eye out for them as they drive.
Magee says that even off duty ambulances and police cars are slowing down, so apparently his plan is working. While the local cops say they have no problem with the box, the town council says it is "unnecessary clutter" even though it's on private land, and have ordered him to take it down. Daily Mail, via Treehugger. A DIALOGUE WITH SARAH, AGED 3: IN WHICH IT IS SHOWN THAT IF YOUR DAD IS A CHEMISTRY PROFESSOR, ASKING “WHY” CAN BE DANGEROUS.
SARAH: Daddy, were you in the shower? DAD: Yes, I was in the shower. SARAH: Why? DAD: I was dirty. The shower gets me clean. DAD: Why does the shower get me clean? SARAH: Yes. DAD: Because the water washes the dirt away when I use soap. DAD: Why do I use soap? DAD: Because the soap grabs the dirt and lets the water wash it off. DAD: Why does the soap grab the dirt? DAD: Because soap is a surfactant. DAD: Why is soap a surfactant? DAD: That is an EXCELLENT question. DAD: Why does soap form micelles? DAD: Soap molecules are long chains with a polar, hydrophilic head and a non-polar, hydrophobic tail.
SARAH: Aidrofawwic DAD: And can you say ‘hydrophobic’? DAD: Excellent! DAD: Why does it mean that? DAD: It’s Greek! SARAH: Like a monster? DAD: You mean, like being afraid of a monster? DAD: A scary monster, sure. (pause) SARAH: (rolls her eyes) I thought we were talking about soap. DAD: We are talking about soap. (longish pause) DAD: Why do the molecules have a hydrophilic head and a hydrophobic tail? An Open Letter To Our Corporate Overlords. M and M's Combat. Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters.
That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. There can be only one.
THEY'RE HERE! 2010 DARWIN AWARDS - You've been waiting for them with bated breath, so without further ado, here are the 2010 Darwin Awards. Eighth Place In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys. Seventh Place A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who "totally zoned when he ran", accidentally jogged off a 100-foot high cliff on his daily run. Sixth Place While at the beach, Daniel Jones, 21, dug an 8 foot hole for protection from the wind and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom, when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. Fifth Place Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed as he fell through the ceiling of a bicycle shop he was burglarizing. Fourth Place Sylvester Briddell, Jr., 26, was killed as he won a bet with friends who said he would not put a revolver loaded with four bullets into his mouth and pull the trigger.
Third Place After stepping around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door, a man walked into H&J Leather & Firearms intent on robbing the store. 50 Things to Do During An Exam When Your Going To Fail Anyway - likeomat.com. Graffiti book. on the Behance Network. 6 Reasons The Guy Who's Fixing Your Computer Hates You. By my calculations, about 96 percent of all computer repairs are done, not by the local computer guy or the Geek Squad, but by The Friend Who is Good With Computers. Often that friend is nothing more than an average computer user who knows how to look up error messages on Google, but it doesn't matter -- once they become known as TFWIGWC, they will get the call every time something goes wrong.
And they will fix it, probably for free, because TFWIGWC pities you. Still, any time a bunch of TFWIGWCs get together and share their computer repair horror stories, you learn that there are certain things their "customers" do that make them want to ram their head through a wall. So, before I touch your computer, friend who may or may not do me a favor in return for this free repair job, here's what you should know: #6. Future Computer Problems Are Not Automatically My Fault This computer is yours. Photos.comThis is how it's gonna go down, chief. "Wait, where's Spybot? "I uninstalled that. . #5. Yes. Amusing Facts About Sweden, Swedish Culture, and Swedish Governance. Random funny pictures. Mayor runs over illegally parked car in tank. This is the incredible moment a frustrated mayor drives an armoured vehicle over a MERCEDES – for parking in a cycle lane. Arturas Zuokas, 43, took the drastic action after becoming infuriated with motorists parking their luxury cars illegally around the Lithuanian capital of Vilnius.
The flamboyant politician decided to take the novel approach of fighting illegally parked cars by driving over them in a Russian tank. He said: ”I wanted to send a clear message that people with big and expensive cars can’t park wherever they feel like and ignore the rights of pedestrians and bike riders. ”It shows a lack of respect and won’t be tolerated. Of course, you have to have a sense of humour in my line of work and I thought this would be a way of drawing attention to the fact that the city intends to be proactive in its fight against illegal parking.” The shocked owner of the Mercedes was photographed exiting a shop to find his German saloon destroyed by the smartly dressed civic leader. First world problems. "Facebook News Feed History of the World: The Middle Ages" by CH Staff. Mobile Phones.
Busted. Introducing Google- If you haven’t been invited to Google+ (don’t you just love the elitist nature of being invited to a social network) you’re not missing much. Google+ is like Facebook’s strange younger brother who wears sandals with dress pants because he desperately wants to look hip. It’s just another social networking site that your parents won’t understand.
In a matter of days, misinformed talk shows will profile the site and explained how it directly leads to drug use, teen pregnancy, turtle flu, and Super Communism. But we all know the truth: It’s nothing exciting. It won’t make you happier. It won’t change the world. It won’t make the internet more internetty. So, Google+, we’re not sure how we feel about you yet. We are, however, excited about Google-. Google- Features: Helping Hand Google- can predict not only the word you’re trying to spell, but the rest of the sentence. Photo Sharing When you tag yourself in a photo, Google- will email the photo to your parents or guardians. Lonely. Sunday morning comics: How to get comments on an. Skinner on Campus. Facebook Says No To Ad Campaign Linking to Google+ A man bought 12,150 pudding cups in one weekend so he could rack up enough airline miles to fly to Europe. British MI6 Replaces al-Qaeda Bomb Recipe with Cupcakes | World.
By Alex JohnstonEpoch Times Staff Created: June 3, 2011 Last Updated: June 6, 2011 A baker frosts a cupcake April 19, 2011 in New York City. (Spencer Platt/Getty Images) British MI6 intelligence officers hacked into the Islamic extremist website and magazine, Inspire, and replaced bomb-making instructions with a recipe on how to make cupcakes, media reports said on Friday. The incident marks the first time that foreign agents were able to breach and alter the website, which is reported to be linked with al-Qaeda on the Arabian Peninsula (AQAP). The magazine's original page entitled “Make a Bomb in the Kitchen of Your Mom,” was corrupted, reported The Associated Press. “We're increasingly using cybertools as part of our work,” a U.K. foreign official told AP. When a user attempts to download the PDF of the quarterly magazine page on how to make the bomb, they are redirected to scrambled computer code, reported The Daily Telegraph. John L.'s review of Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable.
Daniel A. Koblosh's review of Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable. Letter to the IRS. This page is brought to you by UC Berkeley Parents Network Back to the Jokes & Quotes Collection This is purported to be a real letter submitted to the IRS in the midst of last year's weird and bizarre denial of dependents, exemptions, and credits. The letter speaks for itself. ---------------------------------------- Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction for two of the three dependents I claimed on my 1994 Federal Tax return.
Thank you. I have questioned whether these are my children or not for years. The opinions and statements expressed on this page are those of parents who belong to the UC Berkeley Parents Network and should not be taken as a position of or endorsement by the University of California, Berkeley. Birth Control is Sinful in the Christian Marriages and also Robbing God of Priesthood Children!! (9781425992606): Eliyzabeth Yanne Strong-Anderson. Parents Network: BPN Jokes & Quotes: Why Parents Get Gray Hair. ATT00095.jpg (JPEG Image, 640x454 pixels) Crazy Image: Words. It's Hell to be Old - Holy Cannoli's posterous. 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT! We know the Earth is flat because the Bible tells us so. But for those of you skeptical, close-minded types that flat out refuse to accept the overwhelming Biblical evidence, I have designed some experiments you can do at home that will show you, before your very eyes, that the world is indeed flat, and not spherical as some crazy scientists proclaim.
It's amazing how many people blindly believe in a spherical Earth, without ever having seen it for themselves! I intend to change that. 1) Jump! Now, scientists claim that Earth is spherical and rotating at a speed of between 700-1000 miles per hour, depending on your latitude. If you were to stand in the flat bed of a truck going 75 mph, and jump straight up, what would happen? 2) Blow! This can be disproved very simply. That's right. 3) Get High! If the Earth was a sphere, it would not matter how high you went, you would still see the same thing.
These experiments are all confirmed by creation scientists as being 100% accurate. Rev. It’s all your fault. The OSTRICH Story. A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?
" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke. " The ostrich says, "I'll have the same. " Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual asks the waitress?
" "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62. " Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time? " found an old lamp. Me two wishes. Would always be there. " Man Tells Fax Spammers To Go Fax Themselves... And They Comply. A Bunch of Everything // Author: Josh So funny. Aircraft Carrier Story. ONCE UPON A TIME a prince asked a beautiful... - Memerial.net. Pope Joke. The Pope had just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport. Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for awhile.
Well, the chauffeur didn't have much of a choice, so he climbs in the back of the limo and the Pope takes the wheel. The Pope proceeds onto HWY 95, and starts accelerating to see what the limo could do. He gets to about 90 mpg, and suddenly he sees the blue lights of the State Patrol in his mirror. He pulls over and the trooper comes to his window. The trooper calls in and asks for the chief. "It's not Ted Kennedy again is it? " "No Sir! " "Is it the Governor? " "No! "Is it the PRESIDENT??? "Well WHO IN THE HECK is it? " "I don't know Sir. " replies the trooper, "but he's got the Pope as his chauffeur. " A LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE from Joe Burton. 911 math call. Epic troll. Man trapped in coma for 23 years was conscious for entire time // Current. To Our Faithful Current.com Users: Current's run has ended after eight exciting years on air and online.
The Current TV staff has appreciated your interest, support, participation and unflagging loyalty over the years. Your contributions helped make Current.com a vibrant place for discussing thousands of interesting stories, and your continued viewership motivated us to keep innovating and find new ways to reflect the voice of the people. We now welcome the on-air and digital presence of Al Jazeera America, a new news network committed to reporting on and investigating real stories affecting the lives of everyday Americans in every corner of the country. Thank you for inspiring and challenging us. . – The Current TV Staff. 15 Unintentionally Perverted Toys for Children. The Origins of Electricity, Tesla vs. Edison. Pure Genius [PIC] The Best Of Wrong Number Texts. Cars like computers? Something of That Ilk -- Discussing Technology with Relatives. Jenna's last name is Bell. She was Glen's granddaughter.
Amazing Fact Generator. 2011-02-14.jpg (JPEG Image, 760x3389 pixels) Funny-pictures-facebook-rant.jpg (JPEG Image, 640x600 pixels) Women! It's your job to prepare for your rape! : Pharyngula. Gangster Rap tattoo - fully automatic drugs. A.S.B. • Who doesn't like a blonde joke? That’s Not OCD, You’re Just a Slacker. Immortality blows (fiction) Short but tricky management ability test. Crazy THINGS PARENTS TEXT ™