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Etiquette Hell — "Your site has redeemed the web and my faith in humanity that there are some basic, fundamental rules to life and personal relationships- and that the poised will someday be victorious over the tacky heathens of the world!" Cleverbot.com - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence? PassiveAggressiveNotes.com — funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people.

Baby's Named a Bad, Bad Thing. QDB: Quote Database Home. Peter's Evil Overlord List. This Evil Overlord List is Copyright 1996-1997 by Peter Anspach. If you enjoy it, feel free to pass it along or post it anywhere, provided that (1) it is not altered in any way, and (2) this copyright notice is attached. This Evil Overlord List grew out of the exchanges on what is now the Star Trek mailing list "shields-up@spies.com", beginning in 1994 (when it was still "startrek@cs.arizona.edu"). We were kicking around cliches that appeared on "Deep Space 9" at the time, and I started to compile a list of classic blunders they were making. The list came to about 20 or so items. In 1995, I decided to try to make it into a Top 100 List. I attached a copyright notice, some friends of mine posted it to a few newsgroups, and the contributions quickly poured in. On November 12, 2002, I exchanged some emails with Jack Butler who has a list on his website.

Apparently both lists were compiled during overlapping periods of time. -- Peter Anspach and Back to the parody home page... 586 Things I'm Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts - Kupika.com. 1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are "covered in bees". 2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class. 3. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge. 4. Putting up Doug Henning posters in Filch's office is not appropriate. 5.

I will not go to class skyclad. 6. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball. 7. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore". 8. The Darwin Awards. Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock. I’m still not completely sure what I think of the sit-com The Big Bang Theory. For those who don’t know this TV series, it’s about two nerdy, geeky housemates and the pretty but slightly dumb blonde who moves in across the hall from them. On one side it’s aiming very much to the geek crowd, with insider jokes only geeks will understand. On the other side though it features stereotypical geeks and makes fun of them. All that aside, in this week’s episode Sheldon explains the rules to Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock, a variation of the known game Rock, Paper, Scissors: Apparently it’s been around for some time already (invented by Sam Kass), and has been floating around as a internet meme.

It can be even more elaborate though; check this version of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Gun, Dynamite, Nuke, Lightning, Devil, Dragon, Alien, Water, Bowl, Air, Moon, Sponge, Wolf, Cockroach, Tree, Man, Woman, Monkey, Snake, Axe, Fire, Sun.