Husband banned from Target - StumbleUpon. Husband banned from Target After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target.
Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from our local Target. Dear Mrs. Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store.. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. And last, but not least: 15. Hope this made you laugh as it did me. Meet singles at DateHookup.com, we're 100% free! Dear blank, please blank. Crazy THINGS PARENTS TEXT ™ Failbook. 10 MORE of the Greatest Yearbook Moments of All Time.
A Taxi Driver's Ultimate Revenge. Nacho Diaz. The 5 Greatest Things Ever Accomplished While High. Cracked.com's new book is now on sale.
What follows is one of the classic articles that appear in the book, along with 18 new articles that you can't read anywhere else. Any dreadlocked white guys finding this article after Googling "Drugs Rule" should know that we've given this list about drugs a rule. To make the cut, an accomplishment has to be considered great by people who could pass a field sobriety test. So no Grateful Dead music.
We're sure someone somewhere has enjoyed the Dead perfectly sober, just as there are probably non-Christians who listen to Christian Rock. In fact, because we're masochists, we gave ourselves a strict no music policy, leaving us with ... well, not a whole lot actually. Francis Crick Discovers DNA Thanks to LSD The Accomplishment: For the few Cracked readers not versed in the history of human genetics, Francis Crick is the closest that field gets to a rock star, which is pretty fucking close as it turns out. Above: Science? The Drug: LSD. Drugs? My Shower Routine.
Inspired by Garbage Bag. Last week, we profiled Trojan's condom developer and chief principal scientist.
But Trojan, big as it may be, doesn't have the market cornered on condom creativity. Startup Sensis Condoms claims that its products are simple enough to be put on blindfolded--and according to founder Beau Thompson, the inspiration for Sensis' QuikStrips-equipped condoms is pretty trashy. Thompson didn't always want to be a condom entrepreneur. But after "one rough night" where he couldn't get a condom on correctly, the architect decided he could do better.
The a-ha moment came, Thompson says, as he was taking out the trash. Thompson's pull-tab revelation came in the late 1990s, and since then, he has been working to grow the Sensis brand. It's hard to say whether Sensis has a chance against its larger competitors, but Thompson is game for the challenge. Gotta Love Zooey Deschanel. Math Dance Moves. Elephant pushes a car off the road.
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