The 5 Greatest Things Ever Accomplished While High Cracked.com's new book is now on sale. What follows is one of the classic articles that appear in the book, along with 18 new articles that you can't read anywhere else. Any dreadlocked white guys finding this article after Googling "Drugs Rule" should know that we've given this list about drugs a rule. To make the cut, an accomplishment has to be considered great by people who could pass a field sobriety test. So no Grateful Dead music. We're sure someone somewhere has enjoyed the Dead perfectly sober, just as there are probably non-Christians who listen to Christian Rock. In fact, because we're masochists, we gave ourselves a strict no music policy, leaving us with ... well, not a whole lot actually. Francis Crick Discovers DNA Thanks to LSD The Accomplishment: For the few Cracked readers not versed in the history of human genetics, Francis Crick is the closest that field gets to a rock star, which is pretty fucking close as it turns out. Above: Science? The Drug: LSD. Drugs? Cocaine.
Family tree of the Greek gods Key: The essential Olympians' names are given in bold font. See also List of Greek mythological figures Notes External links Media related to Family trees of Greek mythology at Wikimedia Commons 15 Awesome Photographs of Animals Posing for The Camera We have compiled many cute animals posts in the past and you guys have always appreciated the idea of random cuteness but this time we decided to come up with something that is more of professional photography yet entertaining. In this post, we have gathered some amazing animal photographs that demonstrated the best use of animal photography techniques. Photograph by Scott Denny Photograph by Ksenia Raykova Photograph by Konstantin Gribov Photograph by Gleb Skrebets Photograph by Ilnur Saetgareev Photograph by Nikco BOUL Photograph by Marac Kolodzinski Photograph by Nenad Druzic Photograph by Olga Shiropaeva Photograph by Fernando Sánchez Photograph by Jaime Vinas Photograph by Veronique AUBOIS-MANN Photograph by Steve Passlow Photograph by guremike Photograph by Danny Brown
The OSTRICH Story A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual asks the waitress?" "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?" found an old lamp. me two wishes. would always be there."
No Reason Comics | Winter Is Here There are many reasons I can’t wait for April. I won’t have to scrape the inch and a half of ice from my car every morning. I can go outside wearing less than 7 layers. But mostly, I can’t wait for Game of Thrones Season 2. I don’t think I’ve seen fantasy done so well since those first showings of The Lord of The Rings. Since the end of the first season, I’ve started reading the books and I’m as entranced by them as I was the show. So, do I read book 2 before seeing season 2? Decisions, Decisions… Nacho Diaz Your Daily Life in GIFs (5.14.12) When you break up with someone: When someone on Facebook is fishing for compliments: When you’re in the club with a friend: When your arm falls asleep and you try to use it: When someone tricks you into watching a gross video: When you’re obviously joking, but someone thinks you’re being serious: When the bell rings and the teacher tries to give you homework: When you read the ingredients of your favorite junk food: When your lips are chapped and you don’t have chapstick: When you go to the bathroom after someone else: When you were little and your mom yelled, “Who wants ice cream?” When someone gives a really boring speech: When your friend introduces you to someone for the first time, then leaves for a phone call: When an update requires you to restart the computer: When your friend gets a weird new haircut: When you touch the bathroom doorknob and it’s wet: When you’re almost done with a book and you realize there aren’t enough pages left for all the things that need to happen: <–Back to Home Page
Dwight Schrute Knows Best Oh Dwight, you are the best thing to happen to the US version of The Office. The wry second-in-command at the Scranton office of Dunder Mifflin is famous for his obscure knowledge and comically literal interpretation of… well… everything. And so the Dwight Schrute Knows Best meme or simply, the Dwight Schrute meme was born: Enjoy the Dwight Schrute meme? Check out Part 2: The Return Of The Schrute Meme and Schrute Facts. Angry Call Though really, it was pretty similar to the eulogy. Here’s a new one, even though we were pretty busy bringing the dead back to life. Some of our popular stuff:
Inspired by Garbage Bag Last week, we profiled Trojan's condom developer and chief principal scientist. But Trojan, big as it may be, doesn't have the market cornered on condom creativity. Startup Sensis Condoms claims that its products are simple enough to be put on blindfolded--and according to founder Beau Thompson, the inspiration for Sensis' QuikStrips-equipped condoms is pretty trashy. Thompson didn't always want to be a condom entrepreneur. Thompson's pull-tab revelation came in the late 1990s, and since then, he has been working to grow the Sensis brand. It's hard to say whether Sensis has a chance against its larger competitors, but Thompson is game for the challenge.
Fallen Princesses by Dina Goldstein Great photo series titled “Fallen Princesses” by Dina Goldstein… Dina Goldstein Superbe série de photos intitulée “Fallen Princesses” par Dina Goldstein… Dina Goldstein Dear blank, please blank Wenn man nicht aufpasst, kann es passieren, dass man ohne es zu merken gleich mehrere Stunden auf der “Dear blank, please blank” Homepage verbringt. Wenn ich nicht so vorsichtig wär, würde ich wahrscheinlich jetzt noch dasitzen und eine lustige Kurznachricht nach der anderen lesen. Wer von euch ausreichend Zeit hat, sollte sich die Seite nicht entgehen lassen. Es ist jedoch besser die Finger davon zu lassen, wenn man noch bei der Arbeit ist. Die Karten sind hier im Etsy Shop für jeweils 4,50 Dollar erhältlich. The Atheist Pig -