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Funny Shit (home) → peoplesaid → Don't Argue With The Gay Flight Attendant My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely well-dressed and exotic young woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
Don't Argue With The Gay Flight Attendant
From: Shannon Walkley Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.15am To: David Thorne Subject: Poster Hi I opened the screen door yesterday and my cat got out and has been missing since then so I was wondering if you are not to busy you could make a poster for me. It has to be A4 and I will photocopy it and put it around my suburb this afternoon. This is the only photo of her I have she answers to the name Missy and is black and white and about 8 months old. missing on Harper street and my phone number. Thanks Shan. From: David Thorne Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.26am To: Shannon Walkley Subject: Re: Poster
"yeah thats not what I was looking for at all."
What happened when a 7th grader asked Ronald Reagan to declare his bedroom a federal disaster area
Few things I find funny about this: First, Regan uses these huge words that no 10 year old would really know in any normal situation. Way to play to the constituents there, Regan. Second is the actual letter itself -the whole thing- kind of reads half like he's boasting, and half like he'd the kids parent telling him to quit being stupid and clean his room. I mean he starts off with saying "Sorry this is late, I've been in China..." as if to say "you know, doing important shit to keep you safe?"
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From: Robert Schaefer Date: Monday 8 November 2010 9.11am To: David Thorne Subject: Artwork Hello David, Can you send me the artwork for our business cards you did last year.
When a statement is considered true because it's made by someone who is considered an "authority" on the topic. Structure: Source A says that "Q" is true. Source A is authoritative. Therefore, "Q" is true.
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