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Toy Story - Andy Off To College

Awkward (Has this Ever Happened to You?)

How to Be Annoying Online how to be annoying online 1. Make up fake acronyms. Online veterans like to use abbreviations like IMHO (in my humble opinion) or RTFM (read the fucking manual) to show that they're "hep" to the lingo.

Procrastination Flow Chart

Facebook Jail

Should I Have a Cookie?

I Crashed Paris Hilton's Birthday And Accidentally The Whole Cake

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

Comic Sans Criminal

They Will Never Have A Girlfriend

Round Like a Shot

Me : “How can I help you today, ma’am?” Client : “Is e-mail internet”? Me : “I beg your pardon?” Client : “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?” Me : “Well yes, you must be able to get online to view your e-mail.” Web Clients From Hell

The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity. Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?" Witness: "I only have one, you know." Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?" Things People Said: Courtroom Quotations