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Make up fake acronyms. Online veterans like to use abbreviations like IMHO (in my humble opinion) or RTFM (read the fucking manual) to show that they're "hep" to the lingo. Should I Have a Cookie? I Crashed Paris Hilton's Birthday And Accidentally The Whole Cake. 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity. Comic Sans Criminal. They Will Never Have A Girlfriend. Round Like a Shot. Web Clients From Hell. Things People Said: Courtroom Quotations. The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity.
Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child? "Witness: "I only have one, you know. " Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated? "