Paraprosdokians - 37 Examples. Stuffed Animals with Mental Disorders. German toymaker Paraplush has released a line of cute stuffed animals that suffer from different mental illnesses. Depressed Turtle Being an animal accustomed to a more relaxed pace, life in the fast lane has caught up with Dub, sending him into a severe depression. Sheep with Multiple Personality Disorder Dolly seems to suffer from the delusion that she is a wolf despite the fact that she is without a doubt a sheep.
Hallucinating Snake Sly’s inner conflict must be interpreted as a sign of an ambivalent relationships towards its own body. Hippo with OCD Lilo has been trying to solve the same wooden jigsaw puzzle for the past few months without success. Paranoid Crocodile Kroko’s hypersensitive perception is a symptom of a paranoid psychosis. Also check out: Old Teddy Bears and Giant Rubber Duck. Pop Icons In Another Light Part 2 (PICS. 22 Jul These images were gathered from all over the internets but it has come to our attention that a few of them can be purchased as shirts from various sites. If you’re looking to find some terrific t-shirts (beyond just what you may see here as well) visit Threadless , Shirt Woot! , Tee Fury and Glennz Tees . Check out Part 1 in this series here and Part 3 here . Passive Aggressive Notes - Funny Passive Aggressive Note. There seems to be a trend towards not confronting our problems.
People are, more and more, avoiding conflict and becoming passive aggressive in how they deal with it. Fortunately, sometimes that passive aggressive way of dealing with problems is funny, and sometimes those funny passive aggressive notes people like to leave behind get photographed. Which is your favorite passive aggressive note. The yellow sticky note was kind, the blue tape with the question on it was just asking for somebody named Dave to steal all of their tea and drink it.
It’s a pretty big assumption that the person you’re leaving notes to is also a Christian. What if they’re not? There’s nothing better than turning religion back on people that try to use it on you. How passive aggressive would you be for a Klondike Bar? The part of me that was a waiter is appalled by this. Why would you put a colon cleanser in your own soup?
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