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- StumbleUpon. 108741_700b.jpg (540×6391) Relativistic Baseball. What would happen if you tried to hit a baseball pitched at 90% the speed of light?

Relativistic Baseball

- Ellen McManis Let’s set aside the question of how we got the baseball moving that fast. We'll suppose it's a normal pitch, except in the instant the pitcher releases the ball, it magically accelerates to 0.9c. From that point onward, everything proceeds according to normal physics. The answer turns out to be “a lot of things”, and they all happen very quickly, and it doesn’t end well for the batter (or the pitcher). The ball is going so fast that everything else is practically stationary. - StumbleUpon. Rhetological Fallacies. Mathpi. The MegaPenny Project. Shakespeare Insult Kit. Shakespeare Insult Kit Since 1996, the origin of this kit was listed as anonymous.

Shakespeare Insult Kit

It came to me on a piece of paper in the 90's with no attribution, and I thought it would make a cool web page. Though I searched for the origin, I could never find it. In 2014, Lara M informed found the originating author. It appears to be an English teacher at Center Grove High School in Greenwood Indiana named Jerry Maguire. Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with "Thou": Thou shalt not commit logical fallacies. - StumbleUpon. This is war! Historically Hardcore - Fake Smithsonian Ads. Jenny Burrows and Matt Kappler teamed up to create “Historically Hardcore,” a lovingly crafted series of ads for the Smithsonian that one-up the exploits of modern-day rockers and rappers with tales of historic figures, well, being hardcore.

Historically Hardcore - Fake Smithsonian Ads

The ads are not official Smithsonian copy, however, but were a portfolio project for both artists. At that, over the past few days they have stirred up a ton of interest in history and in the Smithsonian online, particularly among the younger audience they were trying to reach with their light tone and contemporary references. Mission accomplished, right? The Smithsonian didn’t think so. Burrows writes that shortly after the ads went viral and she began receiving requests from local media outlets, she got in touch with the Smithsonian to make sure they were square. The 8 Stages of Staying Up All Night - StumbleUpon. US History in 5 Minutes.

2012 The End - StumbleUpon. Pure Genius [PIC] Poll of the Day. The-baffling-pinocchio-paradox-17605-1277075492-29.jpg from buzzfed.com. College-e1298880176359.jpg from imgdumpr.com. Comic104.gif from comicjk.com. "Flowchart: Can You Skip Class Today?" by Kevin Corrigan -... b3d8c111f742d0aab89169f9c07971ac.jpg from cvcdn.com. College Paper. How to write a paper in college/university: 1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lit place in front of your computer. 2.

Log onto MSN and ICQ (be sure to go on away!). Check your email. Sci.jpg from sotak.info. Jpg00000.jpg from kth.se. The Elements Song. Periodic Table of Fictional Materials. Pigeons.jpg from dslextreme.com. Famous World Ideologies, as explained by references to Cows. Computer Science Illustrated! Funny Pictures - Facebook. Some guy gets owned on Facebook!

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New Pictures added every hour - Published: 2 years, 263 days ago Funny GIFS and Reaction GIF ▬▬► GIFSec.com More Funny Pictures and MEME: Funny GIF - Reaction GIF Browse More Pics Funny Pictures Search/ Privacy Policy / Sitemap / Contact Us. M and Ms Combat. Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species.

M and Ms Combat

To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. HeartCurves_801.gif from wolfram.com. Lesson 288 - Alternate Universes, Part II. Union of Concerned Scientists: Cartoon April 2011. Water is dangerous. This was found on the newsgroup: rec.humor.funny A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26.

Water is dangerous

He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide. " And for plenty of good reasons, since: it can cause excessive sweating and vomiting it is a major component in acid rain it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state accidental inhalation can kill you it contributes to erosion it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical. Thermal Physics Jokes.

As we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree centigrade.

Thermal Physics Jokes

Translated into meaningful terms, this means that if you eat a very cold dessert (generally consisting of water in large part), the natural processes which raise the consumed dessert to body temperature during the digestive cycle literally sucks the calories out of the only available source, your body fat. For example, a dessert served and eaten at near 0 degrees C (32.2 deg. F) will in a short time be raised to the normal body temperature of 37 degrees C (98.6 deg.

F). For each gram of dessert eaten, that process takes approximately 37 calories as stated above. Obviously, the more cold dessert you eat,the better off you are and the faster you will lose weight, if that is your goal. Frozen desserts, e.g., ice cream, are even more beneficial, since it takes 83 cal. Happy eating! Piracy-e1299573133979.jpg from memehumor.com - StumbleUpon. The Truth. Punctuation. Funny Pictures 1076 Pic# 9. *Mamihlapinatapai*: A look shared by&8230;. Premium Funny: Shakespeare Insult Kit - StumbleUpon. Portal Paradox [PIC] This Is Informative, You Should Watch It of the Day - The Daily What.