Untitled. Hey girl. I like the library too. Six Billion Secrets - Everyone Has a Secret. What's Yours? My mum just told me off for eating lots at the table I just wish you would talk to me I am so scared of falling in love My ex boyfriend broke up with me when I told him I cut myself people want to know what happened. The 30 Best Teachers Of All Time. The Bureau of Communication - Fill-in-the-blank Correspondence.
13 Simple Steps To Get You Through A Rough Day. 20 Hysterical Roommate Notes | Smosh. Advice on life. If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger. If you receive something that says "Send this to everyone you know," pretend you don't know me. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot. If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Save Water - Take a bath with your neighbor's daughter.
If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished! If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. If someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them in the head. Revenge has no more quenching effect on emotions than salt water has on thirst. Never say "OOPS! " Never try to teach a pig to sing. Don't steal a police car unless you're prepared to floor it all the way to Mexico. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Brotip #864. Dear blank, please blank. FUN THINGS TO DO AND PISS PEOPLE OFF. Highest Rated - Status Humor - Funny Status Updates, Funny Status, Funny Status Messages, Funny Facebook Status, Funny FB Status, Funny Statuses, Status Humor, Funny Status Update.