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Learn to Appreciate Technology - Flock. Messquoted. WTF Pictures and WTF videos by Picture Is Unrelated - Flock. Funky Downtown: Top 10 Stupid Thieves of 2009 - Flock. They are the Top 10 funniest and stupiest thieves of 2009. These are not jokes because these incidents really happened this year. 1. “I’ll go take a nap first before I finish my robbery.” A court in Qingyuan county, Liaoning province, sentenced an ex-convict to six years in prison for attempted robbery, as he tried to commit the crime immediately after being released from prison in November. The accused, surnamed Zhang, left for Qingyuan county soon after being released from the county prison. With no cash for food, Zhang barged into a 48-year-old woman’s house, hoping to steal some money. The woman, however, convinced Zhang that he looked very tired and should take a nap, promising him to give him some money once he woke up.
The woman tied the intruder with a rope as soon as he slept off and phoned the police. 2. The cell phone owner called police who identified the thief as a man surnamed Liu through the bank’s surveillance camera. He was reprimanded and let go. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. [via]