It is possible to understand Engineers - Where theres a will, theres a way. Understanding Engineers #1 Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike? " The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want. " The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice, The clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway. " Understanding Engineers #2 To the optimist, the glass is half-full.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Understanding Engineers #3 A priest, an ophthalmologist, and an engineer were golfing one morning behind a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? The doctor chimed in,"I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf! " The priest said, "Here comes the greens keeper. He said, "Hello, George. The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes. They were silent for a moment. Mental_floss Blog & If You Watch It Backwards &8230; Spiderman. First year law student. Paper vs Rock. Text While You Walk with Road SMS. LaughNet. The Funniest Girl’s Fails. ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 -- from Joe Burton. Norris.gif from lollercoaster.me.
Fine_380_thumb%5B1%5D_1.jpg from life2point0.com. Lion-king-simba-can-has-lands.jpg from searchanddevelop.ca. Revenge, Facebook Style: Brother 1, Sister 0 - StumbleUpon. I’ve been laughing for the past 3 minutes about this. SoJones family, if your sibling gets on your very last nerve and you have some juicy blackmail material on them, what do you do? The picture below explains everything, but let me tell you what happened in short: Chris hides beer in his bedroom (we assume he’s underaged). Sister snitches on him. Infuriated and looking to get back at his sister, Chris subsequently discovers her very graphically detailed notes entitled “My hook up list” which describes her goals and aspirations for getting down with 10 different individuals, some of whom are crossed off aka “mission accomplished”. He of course scans and posts it on his Facebook account.
And now, for my personal highlights of this whole fiasco: 1. 2. 3. Invisible things (18 pictures) Evil Cat Spots Puppy [funny picture] JAMES FACE - OLI + ALEX.