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Funny Anti Jokes

Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. We’ve just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! The Always Amusing Euphemism Generator. The Euphemism Generator can create up to 513,740,850 unique phrases!

The Always Amusing Euphemism Generator

But there's always room for more. Send your real or made-up euphemisms to "euphemism.generator [squiggly thing] gmail [dot] com" right now! (address obfuscated to annoy spambots) Internet Humor Archive - Simpsonisms. "Now son, you don't want to drink beer.

Internet Humor Archive - Simpsonisms

That's for Daddys, and kids with fake IDs. " "Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. " Homer Simpson. Things People Said. Ordinary people can be drop dead funny.

Things People Said

Latest additions: 1/21/11 Human speech is directly responsible for almost every thought and emotion we have throughout life's journey. The complexity of language and the complex messages we use it to communicate leave the possibilities wide open for just about anything. Among other things, people can say things that are funny. We pay good money to see comedians say funny things, and a lot of them come through. Things People Said: Courtroom Quotations. The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity.

Things People Said: Courtroom Quotations

Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child? "Witness: "I only have one, you know. " Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated? "Witness: "By death. " ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659. A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.

ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659

She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. 6 Rejected Milk Ad Campaigns (Even More Sexist Than The Original) from Funny Or Die and The 'Shop Shop. Post Randomonium - Let’s hope the zombie. Top 20 Trippy Sites. You are more likely to die on your way to buy a lottery ticket than to win the lottery. How To Be A Successful Evil Overlord. How to be a Successful Evil Overlord by Peter Anspach Being an Evil Overlord seems to be a good career choice.

How To Be A Successful Evil Overlord

It pays well, there are all sorts of perks and you can set your own hours. However every Evil Overlord I've read about in books or seen in movies invariably gets overthrown and destroyed in the end. George's Humour - Some Children Are Quick. American Society for Velociraptor Attack Prevention. Jack Black & Jason Segel's 'Little Drummer Boy' Things People Said: Patient Charts.