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Produced by Charlie Todd / edited by Cameron Sun / Music by Tyler Walker For our latest mission we filled a New York park with eight sets of identical quadruplets, creating a surreal experience for anyone who happened to be walking through the park. For our latest mission we converted a New York City subway car into a “sleeper car,” giving New Yorkers the chance to rest their heads during a late night commute. We set up three beds, each outfitted with a comforter, pillow, and sheets.Dear blank, please blank.
My friend came up to me today and said she had the urge to start cutting again, so I started drawing butterflies on her arms, naming them after all the people who love her. It's to help her get better. I twirl my hair, bite my lips and blush when I'm around you.
Funny Shit: Bad Domain Names
The Dead Texts! Part 1. These are really funny, but you have to have used BBSs a bit to get a lot of the jokes. That rules out all you young pups who've never used text-only dialup. The Dead Texts! Part 2.Uncyclopedia
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The Different Kinds Of People You Meet At Airports « Thought Catalog
I spend a lot of time in airports. I was first put on a plane when I was just two months old. After that, my parents decided that I would just have to become accustomed to a nomadic lifestyle. My father’s work required him to move all over the world and, even when we weren’t in the process of moving, we were constantly going places – part of my parents’ attempts to instill a sense of culture and global awareness in my sister and me, driven by the fear that, god forbid, one day we’d ask to go to Disneyland instead of the Berlin Wall or the Louvre.