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Improv Everywhere. Dear blank, please blank. Funny Shit: Bad Domain Names. Lamebook – Funny Facebook Statuses, Fails, LOLs and More – The Original. Uncyclopedia. Graphs 1. The Different Kinds Of People You Meet At Airports. I spend a lot of time in airports. I was first put on a plane when I was just two months old. After that, my parents decided that I would just have to become accustomed to a nomadic lifestyle. My father’s work required him to move all over the world and, even when we weren’t in the process of moving, we were constantly going places – part of my parents’ attempts to instill a sense of culture and global awareness in my sister and me, driven by the fear that, god forbid, one day we’d ask to go to Disneyland instead of the Berlin Wall or the Louvre.
Traveling with family at a young age, I wasn’t able to really take in my surroundings. My mother and sister were often gripped with anxiety while my father tried to hold down the fort. 1. Most commonly found working for major airlines and has seen the glamour of her occupation dissipate before her eyes (you have to fight for your seat on an easyJet flight?!) 2. As a rule, people don’t look their best while traveling. 3. 4. 5. 6.