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- StumbleUpon. So Funny I did not Change a Word - Velina. One man's soap nightmare. This is so funny I actually cried when I read it. It's an exchange between a guy staying in a London hotel and the staff of the hotel. The letters were sent to The Sunday Times. Dear Maid,Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my bathroom since I have brought my own bath-sized Imperial Leather. Please remove the six unopened little bars from the shelf under the medicine chest and another three in the shower soap dish.They are in my way.Thank you,S.

FW: FW: FW: Creative Writing Assignment at Kontraband. FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY. Is Our Childrens Learning? - Global One TV - StumbleUpon. It is possible to understand Engineers - Where theres a will, theres a way. - StumbleUpon.

Understanding Engineers #1 Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?

It is possible to understand Engineers - Where theres a will, theres a way. - StumbleUpon

" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want. " The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice, The clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway. " Understanding Engineers #2.