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True Stores in ONE Sentence.... And that's when I looked down and realized my fake nail had somehow caught fire, and no one was around to witness it but my fish. so what?

True Stores in ONE Sentence....

The only year I refused to go to my neighbor's Easter party was the year she dropped dead during the party. Libby. 6 Real People With Mind-Blowing Mutant Superpowers. If the insane, explosive popularity if superhero movies is any indication, we are fascinated by people who are insanely better than us at any given thing.

6 Real People With Mind-Blowing Mutant Superpowers

Probably because, in real life, we're all such a bunch of incompetent boobs that we've been enslaved by blue paint, flashing lights and crying French babies. But it turns out, superpowers are real. And not just the secret ones that everyone has, or even the ones everyone thinks they have -- this Cracked Classic is about a group of people that, in a sane world, would already have multi-colored leather jumpsuits, delightfully mismatched personality traits and a skyscraper shaped like whatever they decide to call themselves. We've all dreamed of having superpowers at some point (today), but the majority of us have to accept the sobering reality that preternatural abilities simply aren't possible. Zoomquilt2.madmindworx.com/zoomquilt2.swf. 6: The Muffin Tree. Clock. Tinygrow. NuR4V.gif (446×252)

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