True Stores in ONE Sentence.... And that's when I looked down and realized my fake nail had somehow caught fire, and no one was around to witness it but my fish. so what? The only year I refused to go to my neighbor's Easter party was the year she dropped dead during the party. Libby As I listened to a conversation between hippies on the 71 bus to Haight Street, I realized that I'm one of the "housies" that they so vehemently spoke of and wondered if I'd be happier as one of them, in grungy overalls, wearing dreads full of clay beads. bevred The day we brought our newborn daughter home from the hospital, our dog got hit by a car and died. Chrinda Jones As the door to the Taco Bell restroom came crashing over top of me, all I could think to say to him was "I said I'd be out in a minute.
" kbh101 I realized the crumbled bit of pill left over resembled a cookie, and laughed out loud at the image of the Cookie Monster from Sesame Street gobbling up Lorazepam. Red Nails Indy1jeep Just Dave Domino cetacean Phoebe Bean Fred Lineberry Madeline. 6 Real People With Mind-Blowing Mutant Superpowers.
If the insane, explosive popularity if superhero movies is any indication, we are fascinated by people who are insanely better than us at any given thing. Probably because, in real life, we're all such a bunch of incompetent boobs that we've been enslaved by blue paint, flashing lights and crying French babies. But it turns out, superpowers are real. And not just the secret ones that everyone has, or even the ones everyone thinks they have -- this Cracked Classic is about a group of people that, in a sane world, would already have multi-colored leather jumpsuits, delightfully mismatched personality traits and a skyscraper shaped like whatever they decide to call themselves.
We've all dreamed of having superpowers at some point (today), but the majority of us have to accept the sobering reality that preternatural abilities simply aren't possible. For instance ... #6. As with most superpower discoveries, Xiangang found his by acting like a braying jackass. So What's Going on Here? #5. . #4. Zoomquilt2.madmindworx.com/zoomquilt2.swf. 6: The Muffin Tree. Clock. Tinygrow. NuR4V.gif (446×252) Trace - Thomas Petersen.
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