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From Me to Scott *******: Ok, I find three thing may help you: "Failure of Sound from Device" "Skipping of disc for poor sound" "Sound volume low very much" umm..what does it say for the failure of sound one? "Hello and thank you for chose glorious master CD player! 1. I hope this help! That doesnt help me at all. is that all it says? Oh no! "If still experience failure of the sound, your glorious master CD player possessed by audio demon. 1. If you fail banishing of audio demon, you failure. I hope you banish audio demon! Wtf? I just translate what you give. How I Like My Women. Husband Store. Kids Talk Science. This page is brought to you by UC Berkeley Parents Network Back to the Jokes & Quotes Collection THE FOLLOWING ARE ALL QUOTES FROM 11 YEAR OLDS' SCIENCE EXAMS: * "Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin.
Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water. " * "Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull. " * "When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire. " * "H20 is hot water, and CO2 is cold water. " * "Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars. " * "Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire. " * "Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas. " * "The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. Picture Prank. Staying Up All Night.