APPLE TO CHARGE $2000 FOR SHIT IN A BOX. The box has clean, simple lines and contains a shit The billionaire pioneer said he was inspired after the company developed the world's thinnest laptop computer. “We took most of the useful things out of it and doubled the price. The early demand has been incredible. “I was then struck by an amazing idea: How much would you pay for one of my shits in a box?” Jobs said that the first 100 shits will be his, but because of his busy schedule most of the mass market shits will be built in the Far East and carry his personal endorsement.
Carl Knutz, an early adopter of San Andreas, California, said he would pay $1,999 for the shit, but only if it was ultra-slim and back-lit and unable to run the most commonly available software programmes. He said: “I want a shit in a box that sets me apart from the crowd and tells people that I am young, hip, and creative.” He said: “I think within six months he will either halve the price of the shit or lay two of his logs in there for the same price.
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