But not everybody realizes that many of the most iconic features of Christianity were never mentioned by the holy book or the church, but were actually pulled from the ass of some poet or artist years after God turned in his final draft of the Bible. We might be a bit late to the party here, but apparently The Bible is kinda controversial? Whether we're debating its scientific accuracy, figuring out how important the fine details are or just trying to remember what the hell happened in it, it seems like we're always finding something new to get mad about. But those have never been the kind of arguments we're interested in. We're more about deciding whether The Bible's sex scenes are hotter than the one in Her, or if Ezekiel's zombie army could defeat the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.