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Old people react to dubstep

No, Skrillex isn’t exactly Frank Sinatra or Dean Martin but he’s what the hip kids are listening to these days. TheFineBros invited a bunch of “elders” to listen to three Skrillex songs (“First Of The Year (Equinox),” “Bangarang,” and “Scary Monsters And Nice Sprites”). Their reactions are priceless, calling it psychotic, dark and unidentifiable. http://www.andpop.com/2012/07/06/old-people-react-to-dubstep/
http://people.howstuffworks.com/15-oxymorons.htm An oxymoron is a combination of words that contradict each other. Here are some of our favorites. 1. virtual reality 2. original copy

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Shakespeare Insult Kit Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with "Thou": http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/shake_rule.html

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Tesco Value Cards - Valentines Day

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Smart Ass Answers 2009

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Mother-in-law

http://www.avolites.org.uk/jokes/motherinlaw.htm I was happy. My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
Call off the search, I have found The Greatest TV Clip of All Time. In Animal Planet's "My Extreme Animal Phobia," badass muscular Marvin, adorned with tattooed sleeves and ink on his face and neck, breaks down into tears at the sight of puppies ( video below via Buzzfeed ). In order to face his fear, Marvin has to pet a pit bull puppy that's about 4 months old. http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2011/10/this-man-is-terrified-of-puppies/#page/1

This Man Is Terrified of Puppies

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A Well-Planned Retirement - And no one even knows his name.

Outside England's Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, its parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were £1 for cars ($1.40), £5 for busses (about $7). Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he just didn't show up; so the Zoo Management called the City Council and asked it to send them another parking agent.

Humor-bation: Philosoraptor...

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25 Epic Fail GIFs

Thanks to CompuServe and their animated Graphics Interchange Format (GIF), watching fails has never been more satisfying, or educational. So, as you skim through these fail GIFS you may want to take some mental notes, like always check the wall for a door before kicking it down, don’t punch grinning street signs, and whatever you do, stay in school! <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1817" title="penguin fail" src="http://cdn.list25.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/penguifall.gif" alt="penguin fail" width="320" height="240" /> credit – attinet

Critical Miss: Die Nyankatze

According to the all-knowing internet sage that is Wikipedia, a rainbow is an "optical and meteorological phenomenon that causes a spectrum of light to appear in the sky when the Sun shines on to droplets of moisture in the Earth's atmosphere." According to us a rainbow is an optical and meteorological phenomenon caused by Nazis shooting down a flying pop tart. I know who I'd prefer to believe. Today's strip was inspired by Jo Burt' absolutely gorgeous, surrealist, mountain-biking comic , which has been running in the back pages of since 1989. While I've never been a particularly avid mountain biker, predisposed as I am to being a lardarse, Burt's lush backgrounds, clever panel layouts and use of inventive visual metaphors, struck a chord with me, even when I didn't quite get the jokes. Of course, he did the imaginary dogfight shtick - which obviously took more than a few cues from Schulz's Snoopy - with far more aplomb than what we've managed here.