It's a dreary day, so I thought I'd indulge myself and come up with a list of my favorite comedies. A caveat, however: this is not a fancy English-professor-y list of the finest, most exquisitely crafted, most erudite or intellectually sophisticated works on paper in the language. This is a list of the books that make me laugh until my mascara starts to run. These are books to read over your first cup of coffee or just before you go to sleep .
To: email@example.com Subject: Trivia Who collects this stuff?? ----- Begin Included Message ----- Bank robber John Dillinger played professional baseball. If you toss a penny 10000 times, it will not be heads 5000 times, but more like 4950.
Jup, ik heb weer een lading grappige plaatjes voor je. Het is wel mijn humor, maar hopelijk zit er wat leuks tussen.. Ik hoop dat u weer hebt kunnen genieten! Ok, nog 1 grap dan: The gynecologist who became a mechanic A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.
quote: ORIGINAL: martin6690 hi, I once had a booklet from empire magazine about star wars, which including a few facts about the movies etc. It also had a page for a star wars drinking game called "puke skywalker" which involved a group of people splitting into two groups (jedi v sith) and each team drinking various things when events happen in the films. i have since lost this booklet and we would like to play it again, so i was wondering if anyone has played this and if so, what are the full rules? thanks! I'm pretty sure I've got this at home somewhere. I'll have a look later if I remember, take a picture of the page and upload it here for you.
Cookies by Douglas Adams (author: "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy") This actually did happen to a real person, and the real person was me.
Hard Drugs And Harder Pharmacists (A teen approaches my cash register very slowly.) Me: “Can I help you?” Customer: “Gimme all the f***ing medicine!”
I do not know who originally wrote this but it is a classic . A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question: "Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof."