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Psychology Today - StumbleUpon

A caveat, however: this is not a fancy English-professor-y list of the finest, most exquisitely crafted, most erudite or intellectually sophisticated works on paper in the language. This is a list of the books that make me laugh until my mascara starts to run. These are books to read over your first cup of coffee or just before you go to sleep . Remember: a day you've laughed is day you haven't wasted--even if you didn't get out of bed. Some days you need a jump-start to get to the funny parts of life. You've probably heard of most of these titles, and maybe you've already read several of them.

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----- Begin Included Message ----- Bank robber John Dillinger played professional baseball. If you toss a penny 10000 times, it will not be heads 5000 times, but more like 4950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom. The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher. The housefly hums in the middle octave, key of F. How A U.S. Marine Deals With A Cheating Girlfriend - StumbleUpon. Humor, humor en nog eens humor! - Thy Kings. Jup, ik heb weer een lading grappige plaatjes voor je.

Humor, humor en nog eens humor! - Thy Kings

Het is wel mijn humor, maar hopelijk zit er wat leuks tussen.. Ik hoop dat u weer hebt kunnen genieten! Ok, nog 1 grap dan: The gynecologist who became a mechanic A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. Ingenieurs humor. Afzeikreacties zonder gedegen onderbouwing worden gratis en voor niks verwijderd! Reacties Door Neverwinterx, dinsdag 01 juni 2010 20:48 zaten veel leuke bij definitie van muffler voor die laatste mop: "a tubular acoustic device inserted in the exhaust system that is designed to reduce noise "

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Na (Make It Better) &puke skywalker& - StumbleUpon. Quote:ORIGINAL: martin6690 hi, I once had a booklet from empire magazine about star wars, which including a few facts about the movies etc.

&puke skywalker& - StumbleUpon

It also had a page for a star wars drinking game called "puke skywalker" which involved a group of people splitting into two groups (jedi v sith) and each team drinking various things when events happen in the films. i have since lost this booklet and we would like to play it again, so i was wondering if anyone has played this and if so, what are the full rules? Thanks! I'm pretty sure I've got this at home somewhere. I'll have a look later if I remember, take a picture of the page and upload it here for you. Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. Cookies by Douglas Adams - StumbleUpon. Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes & Hard Drugs And... Hard Drugs And Harder Pharmacists (A teen approaches my cash register very slowly.) Me: “Can I help you?” Customer: “Gimme all the f***ing medicine!”

(The teen pulls out an airsoft pistol with orange tip still glued to the front.) Me: “The pharmacy is in the back of the store.” Customer: “Oh…okay.” (He holsters the air-soft gun in his belt and darts down the aisles to the back of the store. Manager: “Who was that?” Me: “Some kid looking for drugs. Manager: “Why didn’t you call the police?” (The teen runs screaming from the back of the store out of the front door followed closely by the pharmacy technician, a 35 year old boxer built like a fridge.) Did You Know Archive & 10 fun, weird and interesting facts - StumbleUpon. World of Class Warfare - The Poors Free Ride Is Over - The Daily Show with... History’s 10 Most Famous Criminal Duos. Premium Funny: Math Jokes. Programming Language Inventor or Serial Killer? - StumbleUpon.

Is hell exothermic? - StumbleUpon. I do not know who originally wrote this but it is a classic.

Is hell exothermic? - StumbleUpon

A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question: "Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof. " Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: "First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time.