Get flash to fully experience Pearltrees
Yesterday’s audio Regretsy was so well-received that I thought I’d share another musical treasure with you. It all starts with this little book by Ellen Fein and Sherrie Schneider, two Jewish princesses who have made a cottage industry of not sleeping with you. Or as I like to think of it, Cuckolding for Diamonds. The Rules basically boil down to one thing: pretend to be busy . It seems simple enough, but it’s not as easy as you’d think. Do you answer on the third ring?
As far as we know, it all started with an innocuous animated GIF of a chubby little fop with a confident stride. The gif quickly morphed into a series of image macro photoshops with the following characteristics: 1.
"It’s college sophomore year and my chemistry class has a bunch of swamp donkeys in it, and one unbelievably hot girl. Yoga instructor’s body, eyes and a smile that make you get that warm shiver if she even looks at you - you wonder what she’s doing taking B-level chem and not modeling somewhere or getting billionaires to buy her stuff. But all us guys in class don’t ask questions - we just thank god she’s there and sneak peeks at her all hour, some more subtly than others.