Bad Ads From The Good Ol' Days. Small Keypad, Old Hands. Unbelievable Paper Transformer. BallDroppings. Former Police Officer Challenges Court Jurisdiction. Procrastination is Fun. LOTS OF PUNS. ...A guy goes into a nice restaurant bar wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission.
So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that he just doesn't have one. He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation he ties these around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and lets the ends dangle free. He goes back to the restaurant and the bouncer carefully looks him over for a few minutes and then says, "Well, OK, I guess you can come in -- just don't start anything. " Paul Zerdin, ventriloquist without a dummy. The Bieber Movie Prank Call.
How to Stay Awake in Boring Meetings. This just popped up in my inbox.
. . . ___ I Bought a CD, not a Licensing Agreement. Vintage aDs of modern technology ``` So get amused and get inspired.
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