background preloader

Cool and FUN Things to look at

Facebook Twitter

Bad Ads From The Good Ol' Days. Small Keypad, Old Hands. Unbelievable Paper Transformer. BallDroppings. Former Police Officer Challenges Court Jurisdiction. Procrastination is Fun. LOTS OF PUNS. ...A guy goes into a nice restaurant bar wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission.


So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that he just doesn't have one. He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation he ties these around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and lets the ends dangle free. He goes back to the restaurant and the bouncer carefully looks him over for a few minutes and then says, "Well, OK, I guess you can come in -- just don't start anything. " ...This mushroom walks into a bar and starts hitting on this woman... ...This horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, buddy, why the long face... ...These two strings walk upto a bar... ...This grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Hey! ...This baby seal walks into a bar and the bartender says,"What'll ya have...

" ...A neutron walks into a bar. Back. Paul Zerdin, ventriloquist without a dummy. The Bieber Movie Prank Call.

Flash Games

How to Stay Awake in Boring Meetings. This just popped up in my inbox... ___ Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? 1. 2. 3. 4. "Real Testimonials" from satisfied players, after the jump... "I had been in the meeting for only five minutes when I won. " - Adam W., Atlanta "My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically. " - David T., Orlando "What a gas!

"The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14 of us waited for the fifth box. " - Ben G., Denver "The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed 'BULLSHIT! ' I Bought a CD, not a Licensing Agreement. Vintage aDs of modern technology ``` So get amused and get inspired.

vintage aDs of modern technology ```

Social Media Facebook “Striking, miraculous social team-up!” Designed by advertising agency Moma. Skype “The fabulous voice system able to put your family together.” Twitter “The sublime, mighty community with just 140 letters!” Youtube “Send and watch splendid and captivating films, 24/7.” Gaming Console GameBoy Advance SP “Gonna be an exciting night… ;)” Adapted by photality. Guitar Hero Have a rockin’ Christmas! Nintendo Wii “Meet the amazing Nintendo Wii.” Nintendo Wii & Guitar Hero “Amaze your friends with heroic guitar music!” Playstation 3 “The simple rule ‘Homework first – Playstation second’ has solved the problem in thousands of homes.”

XBox “Back in the Fifties, I always wanted one of these.” Computer IBM ThinkPad T22. Dear blank, please blank. Butt Dance. Flight Of The Navigator.