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Who doesn't like a blonde joke? A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. How to be a Retronaut. Expectations vs. Reality. The other night, I randomly decided that it would be a good idea to watch a horror movie.

Expectations vs. Reality

For some reason, I thought that everything would turn out okay even though I hadn't watched a horror movie in years exactly because nothing is ever okay after I watch a horror movie. But on that night, for no particular reason, I felt like I could handle it. JAMES FACE - OLI + ALEX.