Alaina Lynn Owen
Taha. I'm not saying anything about myself...
School. Art. Fantasy Art. Adobe Illustrator. Art and Crafting. Modern Artists. Photography. Reading and Writing. Harry Potter. Hunger Games. Acting. Comedy. Geek Humor. Funny shit. New Study Explains Why Comic Sans Font So Hilarious (Season 1: Ep 8 on IFC) | Onion News Network. Scientists Trace Heat Wave To Massive Star At Center Of Solar System. PASADENA, CA—Groundbreaking new findings announced Monday suggest the record-setting heat wave plaguing much of the United States may be due to radiation emitted from an enormous star located in the center of the solar system. Scientists believe the star, which they have named G2V65, may in fact be the same bright yellow orb seen arcing over the sky day after day, and given its extreme heat and proximity to Earth, it is likely not only to have caused the heat wave, but to be responsible for every warm day in human history.
"Our measurements indicate the massive amount of energy this thing gives off is able to travel 93 million miles and reach our planet in as little as eight and a half minutes," said Professor Mitch Kivens, an astronomer at the California Institute of Technology. "While we can't see them, we're fairly certain these infrared rays strike Earth's surface, become trapped by the atmosphere, and just heat everything up like a great big oven. " "It's interesting stuff," he added. Kid Massive. GREENWOOD, IN—Despite being only 11 years old, local kid David Bailey is absolutely fucking massive—just an absolute Mack truck of a boy—astonished sources reported Friday. According to sources, Christ, just look at the size of him.
He's like a Mack truck. According to witnesses, Bailey, who reportedly hasn't even reached puberty yet, has got to be well over 100 pounds, and, no shit, is probably close to 6 feet tall. Sources further confirmed that Bailey has always been a big boy, and that his parents, Rebecca and George Bailey, aren't exactly the sort of people you would call petite. "Just look at the size of him," mesmerized neighbor Kelly Hamilton said while watching Bailey shoot baskets in his driveway. "He's not fat, either, just really…well, dense. No two ways about it, that kid is built like a brick shithouse.
" "And the crazy thing is, he's not done growing yet—not by a long shot," Hamilton continued. "He's an absolute monster, that kid," local mail carrier Richard Foster said. The Oatmeal. This is the web right now. This guy sent me an email so I decided to grade it. My reply is below. I didn't try to be funny when I wrote him back, I just kept it simple and sincere. I've never been accused of plagiarizing Bob the Angry Flower before, so this was a refreshing change from some of the other fine folks who have contacted me in the past. *note:* It's a pain to embed clickable links in that email screenshot, so here they are instead: When I first launched my website, most of them followed that format, e.g. Things Bears Love and How to Ride a Pony. I did that primarily because I wanted them to all go into a book with a theme built around numerical lists full of nonsensical, silly things.
History. Quotes. Forensics. High School Debate. Midwest Debate Camps. Psychology. Philosophy. Blogs of Geeks. Philosophy Links and resources. Thomas Hobbes (1588–1679) KANT. Psychoanalysis. Sigmund Freud. John Locke (1632-1704) Music. Genre. Indie Rock. Artists. Gary Jules. Gary Jules - Mad World Mika. MIKA - Lollipop MIKA - Happy Ending (Long Version) Eminem. Hugh Laurie - Guess I'm A Fool. Bill Withers - Ain't No Sunshine.
Bands. The XX. Snow Patrol. My Chemical Romance. My Chemical Romance - Teenagers (Video) Cage the Elephant. Cage The Elephant - Shake Me Down Ain't No Rest For The Wicked Switchfoot. Switchfoot - Stars Death Cab for Cutie. I Will Follow You into the Dark (video) album version audio. Foster the People. Foster the People - Color on the Walls (Don't Stop) Kid A - Radiohead (perfect audio) Radiohead - Staircase (live From the Basement) Radiohead - 07 - Give Up The Ghost (BEST SOUND) Radiohead - True Love Waits. Radiohead - Sit Down Stand Up. 4. Backdrifts (Honeymoon is Over) Captain Squeegee - The Puzzle (Official Music Video) Coup de coeur. Google. Googledocs. Gmail. Google+
Facebook. Friends. Events. Almost-Famous Bloomin' Onion Recipe : Food Network Kitchens : Fo. Vegetarian Sites. PETA. Animal & Animal Rights Protection. Youtube. NYAN THORNBERRY. Harry Potter in 99 Seconds Game Changer Highlights The Doctor vs The World. Texas *
California. Movies & TV. Movies/Series. Cinema. Easy A. House MD.