Garden. Dear blank, please blank. Wenn man nicht aufpasst, kann es passieren, dass man ohne es zu merken gleich mehrere Stunden auf der “Dear blank, please blank” Homepage verbringt.
Wenn ich nicht so vorsichtig wär, würde ich wahrscheinlich jetzt noch dasitzen und eine lustige Kurznachricht nach der anderen lesen. Wer von euch ausreichend Zeit hat, sollte sich die Seite nicht entgehen lassen. Es ist jedoch besser die Finger davon zu lassen, wenn man noch bei der Arbeit ist. Für diejenigen habe ich hier eine kurze Light-Version zusammengestellt: Die Karten sind hier im Etsy Shop für jeweils 4,50 Dollar erhältlich. Funeral.txt from columbia.edu. Dear friends, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following.
Please join me in remembering a great icon. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly-greased coffin. Funny2 - True Facts #1 - StumbleUpon. Facts - interesting, provocative, well-seasoned One out of ten children in Europe are conceived on an IKEA bed.
Antarctica is the only continent without reptiles or snakes. An eagle can kill a young deer and fly away with it. In the Caribbean there are oysters that can climb trees. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. When George Lucas was mixing the American Graffiti soundtrack, he numbered the reels of film starting with an R and numbered the dialog starting with a D.
The youngest pope was 11 years old. Mark Twain didn't graduate from elementary school. The following is an actual question given on a University of Washingto... - StumbleUpon. Dear blank, please blank. UCB Parents Jokes &Quotes:Great Truths About Life. This page is brought to you by UC Berkeley Parents Network Back to the Jokes & Quotes Collection 1.
No matter how hard you try, you cannot baptize cats. 2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3. If you sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4. The opinions and statements expressed on this page are those of parents who belong to the UC Berkeley Parents Network and should not be taken as a position of or endorsement by the University of California, Berkeley. The Wit of Steven Wright. Math for the Fast Lane. This is why math is taught in school.
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and "flipped" the woman off. "Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why.......... I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper to bumper, figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. Statistically, half of these are driven by females. That's 18,000 women drivers! According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. Senior Citizen Texting Code. LaughNet. FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY - StumbleUpon. A LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE from Joe Burton.
Funny2 - Fun Things To Do In an Elevator. Dare you to try them! When you get off the elevator, whisper to the others who stayed on, "I'd get off the elevator NOW if I were you. " When the other people in the elevator leave, yell "SHARON! " (thanks to Jessica) Hum the "Mission Impossible" theme, speak into your lapel and say "Right, Jim". (thanks to Dan Meyers) When there is only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. Sit with a desk, pencil cup and a telephone in the elevator. Push a button, pretend it gave you a shock. Ask the others in the elevator which floor they're going to, but push the wrong buttons. Call the Psychic Hotline and ask them if they know which floor you're on. Hold the doors open as if you're waiting for a friend, but then let it close.
Drop a pen, wait for someone to pick it up and then yell, "That's mine! " Put a cardboard box in the corner; when someone gets on ask them if they can hear ticking. Enforce a group hug. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Lesson 1238 - Harassment. I wrote this comic months ago, after seeing certain statements come up in harassment and rape reports over and over again.
Yes, it certainly simplifies the issue, and no, it doesn't cover all types of harassment. But it's important to remember something - seeking attention is not the same as seeking harassment. If someone has been harassed or raped, then by definition, they were not asking for it.