background preloader

Randomness

Facebook Twitter

New-Age Bullshit Generator. Just click and the truth will manifest Click the Reionize electrons button at the top of the page to generate a full page of New Age poppycock.

New-Age Bullshit Generator

The inspiration for this idea came from watching philosophy debates involving Deepak Chopra. I wrote a blog post about it if you're interested. After sitting through hours of New Age rhetoric, I decided to have a crack at writing code to generate it automatically and speed things up a bit. I cobbled together a list of New Age buzzwords and cliché sentence patterns and this is the result. You’ll get some profound-sounding nonsense here, too. So, what is this for? Buy — Concept Zero. Biological & Popular Culture // Dino Pet. Yoga Joes. Here's 10 of the Greatest Psychedelic Movies of All Time. グレイト☆メニュー. Caitlin Moran's Posthumous Advice for Her Daughter.

By Caitlin Moran / brouhahadreamer.tumblr.com My daughter is about to turn 13 and I’ve been smoking a lot recently, and so – in the wee small hours, when my lungs feel like there’s a small mouse inside them, scratching to get out – I’ve thought about writing her one of those “Now I’m Dead, Here’s My Letter Of Advice For You To Consult As You Continue Your Now Motherless Life” letters.

Caitlin Moran's Posthumous Advice for Her Daughter

Here’s the first draft. Might tweak it a bit later. When I’ve had another fag. “Dear Lizzie. “Look – here are a couple of things I’ve learnt on the way that you might find useful in the coming years. “The main thing is just to try to be nice. “Second, always remember that, nine times out of ten, you probably aren’t having a full-on nervous breakdown – you just need a cup of tea and a biscuit. “Three – always pick up worms off the pavement and put them on the grass. “Stay at peace with your body. “Whenever you can’t think of something to say in a conversation, ask people questions instead. Obvious Plant. In-Store Ikea Reviews [see a bonus review on Facebook] I added this fake health brochure about Donald Trump to a doctor’s waiting room Acai berry facts.

Obvious Plant

Left in an organic juice place. Suggestion for the local Humane Society. Art Gallery & Community - T-Shirts & Hoodies, iPhone Cases, Stickers, Posters, Prints, Cards & More. Bryan Lewis Saunders - Welcome. Custom Stuffed Animals. Gallery. Psychedelic Ambient Trance Psychill. Learningscience.org. True Islam. "You would think they were awake, when they were in fact asleep.

We turned them to the right side and the left side, while their dog stretched his arms in their midst" Dogs Are they dirty, prohibited animals? It is traditional among Muslims all over the world to regard the dog as a dirty animal that when touched would void the wudu (ablution) and infect the one who touched it with "nagasah" (dirty impurity)! Sadly, this concept comes from fabricated hadith which claims that the Prophet ordered the killing of dogs and gave numerous hadith that prohibit the keeping of dogs except for hunting and guarding, due to their dirty status! However, by studying the Quran we find no such truth. 1- God tells us in the Quran about the story of the dwellers of the Cave (Surah 18). 10 Reasons Why EarthShips Are F!#%ing Awesome. Earthships are 100% sustainable homes that are both cheap to build and awesome to live in.

10 Reasons Why EarthShips Are F!#%ing Awesome

They offer amenities like no other sustainable building style you have come across. For the reasons that follow, I believe Earthships can actually change the world. See for yourself! 1) Sustainable does not mean primitive When people hear about sustainable, off-the-grid living, they usually picture primitive homes divorced from the comforts of the 21st century. 2) Free Food. Challenging The Way You Live! 24 Genius Life Hacks Everyone Needs To Know Right Now. Life DIY NEXT 24 Genius Life Hacks Everyone Needs To Know Right Now.

24 Genius Life Hacks Everyone Needs To Know Right Now

Color Test - Online Color Challenge. Mighty Optical Illusions. James Kuhn - Face Painting Journal. Five shitty movies that everyone loves. Five shitty movies that everyone loves. Ever watch a blockbuster movie that blows so much that you feel like you have to scrape a layer of turd-shaped photons off the back of your retinas, yet everyone else in the universe can't wait to fellate the director of the big-budget shit festival you just watched?

I know I'm not the only one who walked out of "Willow" thinking "too bad I don't know any midgets so I could remind them that the golden age of midgetry will soon pass and that I will always be taller. " Just kidding, that was mean; there was no golden age of midgetry. So here are five of the shittiest movies that everyone loves: 1.Top Gun For those of you who don't remember, "Top Gun" was the movie about a bunch of guys who stand around high-fiving each other for about 90 minutes. Then as if the director didn't think all the high-fiving and shower scenes were suggestive enough, there was a gratuitous scene in which all the guys got oiled up and played volleyball. 3.Karate Kid. Free Translation - Language translate from English to Spanish Fr.

Coptic Church Treasures in Yena, Ethiopia  -  Travel Photos by G. Coptic Church Treasures treasury door leather bags in which the manuscripts are stored cross and a manuscript on display.

Coptic Church Treasures in Yena, Ethiopia  -  Travel Photos by G