The 5 Most Badass Presidents of All-Time. Plenty of people know George Washington as the father of our country, but few people know, (and this is, perhaps, more important), just how similar he was in behavior to the Incredible Hulk.
Stay with us. As described by Thomas Jefferson, George Washington "was naturally irritable" and when his temper "broke its bonds, he was most tremendous in his wrath. " One time, in fact, he became "much inflamed [and] got into one of those passions when he cannot command himself. " Witnesses agreed that, after these sudden bursts of rage, Washington generally became calm and amiable again. Sound like anyone you know? Washington wasn't just a shirt-ripping comic book character waiting to happen, he was also an amazing general and, possibly, totally invincible. Though that isn't quite as catchy as "This is Sparta! " Greatest Display of Badassedry: Making America. Checking Teddy Roosevelt's resume is like reading a How-To guide on ass-kicking manliness. The last thing you saw before a brutal ass-kicking.
6 Animals That Just Dont Give A F#@k. Some animals are boring, and that's fine: They're all gathering nuts or looking for mates or marking territory or some stupid shit.
Hey, you know, whatever floats your boat, squirrel. We prefer the animals that just straight don't give a fuck: the ones that punch sharks in the dick, ghost-ride somebody else's whip, beer-bong tequila and look you dead in the eye while plowing your girlfriend. Animals like: It's common knowledge that the mongoose and the snake are mortal enemies. And you'd think that statement is one-sided: On the one hand, you've got the very emblem of evil and sin -- a scaled, wriggling tube of poison, fangs and death. If they allowed bets on interspecies rivalries, we'd lay our money square on the snake, every time. And then along comes this doofy hillbilly weasel, which proceeds to murder the shit out of the living embodiment of terror just because there's nothing better to do that day.
Pen-Tailed Tree Shrew Aww, aren't they just darling? "Listen! Wait ... what? 100 Years Ago In America - StumbleUpon. Worldometers - real time world statistics. Useless Facts from Brain of Brian. ..
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-oOo- Most visitors to Ireland can’t wait to try a real pint of Guinness. They are right. It’s the only country where you can get a real pint. The foreign stuff is the piss they scrape off the top. However, your first pint is potentially the most lethal trap you will have to encounter. 99% of tourists give themselves away on this one. Enter the pub. If he speaks with a foreign accent, get the f*ck out of there. He’ll ask you what you want. He will then take a pint glass and fill it about two thirds to three quarters full and place it on the counter.
First Trap: LEAVE THE DRINK THERE. After a minute or two, he will come back and top it up to a full pint. If he has engraved a shamrock in the head of the pint, then I suggest you sit down and write out your Last Will and Testament. Second Trap [assuming you are still alive]: DON’T TOUCH THE PINT. Another fatal error is to sip the pint.