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Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child? "Witness: "I only have one, you know. " Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. The-baffling-pinocchio-paradox-17605-1277075492-29.jpg from buzzfed.com. “How can I help you today, ma’am?” Client: “Is... Me: “How can I help you today, ma’am?”
Client: “Is e-mail internet”? Me: “I beg your pardon?” Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?” JPG Dump. Funny-animated-gifs from thinknice.com. Animated GIFs are graphic files that are composed of multiple different images on top of each other.
Together these images are compressed and work together (creating movement) to give the appearance of a mini movie. GIF stands for Graphics Interchange Format. Something of that Ilk. Famous World Ideologies, as explained by references to Cows. Gamebook: Mario Cant Take a Joke. Jesus-vs-batman.jpg from blogcdn.com. 10 cents a minute. Metalheads FTW - pete.com. 30215.jpg?v=1 from crackedcdn.com. Zombie-5-second-20100805-063017.jpg from laughingsquid.com. MiscPix on each Click! 183.png from drawingboardcomic.com. The-what-do-i-look-like-game-32282-1278684684-1.jpg from buzzfed.com. Worth the read (I did not write this, I found it on the net) Look at Reality, Now Back at Me. Luke Skywalker Haircut. -social-facepalm-1307073628.jpg from socialfacepalm.com. Mummy comics. I blame you for the funny looks I get from the people at my office when they hear me laugh thank you for reading.
I blame you for the funny looks I get from people in the cafe/bookstore when they hear me CACKLE. Why Captain Higgins is my favorite parasitic flatworm. %7Be4e28807-361d-44b2-8681-b42f76405d24%7D.gif from caglecartoons.com. Somuch.jpg from wikia.com. Forever Alone Prank Flash Mob. Calvin and Hobbes Snow Art Gallery. Random funny pictures. Nothing to see here, move along! picture, in album: Another 50+ Animated... Thor Gets Shit Done at Kontraband. wP9vz1.gif from metalsucks.net. McDonald vs KFC. Cell Phones. 756.gif from mattbors.com. Weather_reporting_tool.jpg from laacz.lv. List of unusual deaths. This is a list of unusual deaths.
This list includes unique or extremely rare circumstances of death recorded throughout history, noted as being unusual by multiple sources. Some of the deaths are mythological or are considered to be unsubstantiated by contemporary researchers. Cyanide &Happiness #675. Operating Systems. Tech Support: "May I ask what operating system you are running today?
"Customer: "A computer. " A girl walked into the computer center where I work. Fun Fact: Identifying all of those references is the first test in becoming... New Piracy Ad. Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes & A Large Can Of... (Around my restaurant area a lot of kids hang out, most of whom are the unfavorable type.
This day in particular, one of them decides to open the door and swear at everyone inside/) Kid: “All of you are f***ing b****es!” One megabite. Muffins.jpg from boozeworthy.com. Everytime I hear people complain about online gaming, I wish they could... Estimation. Dtr-xbox-live-racist.jpg from damnthatsracist.com. Random funny pictures. Lets watch a video on youtube, class. IRL Trolling. Communication skills - zefrank. Cyanide &Happiness #1995.
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Me: “Does your mouse have one big button?” Customer: “Yes.” Me: “So, you are on a Mac? Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes & Search Results ... This…Is…Spyware!
Customer: “Hi, my son says that I have spartans on my laptop and I should bring it to you guys.” Me: “…Ma’am? Epic troll. Gamarjobat - Amazing Comedy Duo.