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The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity. Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?" Witness: "I only have one, you know." Lawyer: "Now, Mrs.
Me : “How can I help you today, ma’am?”
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I blame you for the funny looks I get from the people at my office when they hear me laugh thank you for reading. I blame you for the funny looks I get from people in the cafe/bookstore when they hear me CACKLE.
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This is a list of unusual deaths . This list includes unique or extremely rare circumstances of death recorded throughout history, noted as being unusual by multiple sources. Some of the deaths are mythological or are considered to be unsubstantiated by contemporary researchers.
Tech Support: "May I ask what operating system you are running today?" Customer: "A computer." A girl walked into the computer center where I work.
(Around my restaurant area a lot of kids hang out, most of whom are the unfavorable type. This day in particular, one of them decides to open the door and swear at everyone inside/) Kid: “All of you are f***ing b****es!”
Copy this into your blog, website, etc. <a href="http://www.explosm.net/comics/1995/"><img alt="Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic" src="http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Matt/(This-is-my-opus)-Abbott-and-Costello-Get-an-AIDS-Test.png" border=0></a><br />Cyanide & Happiness @ <a href="http://www.explosm.net">Explosm.net</a> ...or into a forum
(Note: It takes me ten minutes to determine the caller is actually on a Mac running a Windows emulation program.)
This…Is…Spyware! Customer: “Hi, my son says that I have spartans on my laptop and I should bring it to you guys.” Me: “…Ma’am?