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The Literate Cat

" Aldous Huxley with "Limbo" "No man ever dared to manifest his boredom so insolently as does a Siamese tomcat when he yawns in the face of his amorously importunate wife. " - Aldous Huxley Sylvia Plath with "Daddy" "And I a smiling woman. I am only thirty. And like the cat I have nine times to die. " Doris Lessing with "Black Madonna" Samuel Beckett with "Murphy" and "Watt" Mark Twain with "Huckleberry" George Bernard Shaw with "Pygmalion" William Carlos Williams with "Adam and Eve" As the cat by William Carlos Williams As the cat climbed over the top of the jamcloset first the right forefoot carefully then the hind stepped down into the pit of the empty flowerpot Gore Vidal with "Caligula" Shakesville.

Growing up « Alice and Kev. When the Grandpa family came upstairs to evict Alice from their bed, she revealed it was actually her birthday.

Growing up « Alice and Kev

The Grandpas cheered and whooped, then told her to hurry up and get out. So Alice has successfully survived to become a teenager. She’s gained the trait of ‘unlucky’. Upon returning home, I discover that Kev has a lot more to say to his daughter now that she’s grown up a bit. In particular, he now has a large variety of very specific insults for her, rather than mere generic arguments.

It’s then that she appears to snap, and surprises me by coming back with some insults of her own. I thought she was going to be incapable of any kind of negative social interaction due to her ‘good’ trait. Next: Enemies Like this: Like Loading... Hyperbole and a Half. The ducks in the bathroom are not mine. From: David Thorne Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 10.16am To: Helen Bailey Subject: Pets in the building Dear Helen, Thankyou for your letter concerning pets in my apartment.

The ducks in the bathroom are not mine.

I understand that having dogs in the apartment is a violation of the agreement due to the comfort and wellbeing of my neighbours and I am currently soundproofing my apartment with egg cartons as I realise my dogs can cause quite a bit of noise. Todd Lamb Notes From Chris. Welcome to the “ Notes From Chris” gallery. These are notes that I post around New York City from a mysterious man named Chris. Chris wants to do tedious things with people. Gary: Landlord of the Flies. No Ordinary Rollercoaster — Just Gay Enough. Chicken Maker. WE ARE COSMO. The Playboy Sheikh’s Virgin Stable Girl by Sharon Kendrick. Love a Little Sideways by Shannon Stacey is 99c today only as a Kindle Daily Deal.

The Playboy Sheikh’s Virgin Stable Girl by Sharon Kendrick

I hope the price matching fairies can visit us on this one - I know many of you like the Kowalski series! This is book 7 in the series, and as much as I… read more » Here is a text transcript of DBSA 87. An Interview with Maya Banks. You can listen to the mp3 here, or you can read on! Wave At The Bus. Nic Cage as Everyone.

Baggage. After a day at the races in England, a friend told Mark Twain, “I wish you’d buy me a ticket back to London.


I’m broke.” Twain told him he couldn’t afford two tickets but proposed that his friend sneak aboard the train and hide under Twain’s seat. Then he bought two tickets anyway. When the train had got under way, the inspector appeared to collect Twain’s ticket. When Twain gave him two, he looked about the compartment and said, “Where’s the other one?” Twain pointed under his seat, smiled, and said, “My friend is a little eccentric.”

The Lightning and the Lightning-Bug. 364 Quotes in 2011.