Five Chinese Crackers. The Daily Quail. Angry Mob. Bangable Dudes in History. Never Be My Friend. When I'm bored, I browse through my friends' Facebook images, choose my favorites, and draw them.
Sometimes I take... liberties. Let's just call it artistic license. R.I.P. Chloe's grandma. I wasn't aware you were an actual corpse when I drew you looking like a corpse. I occasionally wonder why I still have friends at all. I am a high profile blogger. This is my other blog. Stuff no one told you: Simple truths of life. At some point in 2010, Alex Noriega, illustrator from Barcelana, was going through a crisis due to some isues at work.
He decided to start a blog as a way of trying to find what he was doing wrong. He wanted to put on paper all that he had learned in life as simple as possible and try to see if what was happening around him made any sense. And it didn’t Still, his work is great and we are happy to present it to you! A(n)nals of Online Dating - Page 1 of 28. The Literate Cat. There are cats and cats. - Denis Diderot Patricia Highsmith with "Ripley" "Pangur, white Pangur, How happy we are Alone together, scholar and cat.
" Aldous Huxley with "Limbo" "No man ever dared to manifest his boredom so insolently as does a Siamese tomcat when he yawns in the face of his amorously importunate wife. " - Aldous Huxley Sylvia Plath with "Daddy" "And I a smiling woman. I am only thirty. And like the cat I have nine times to die. " Doris Lessing with "Black Madonna" Samuel Beckett with "Murphy" and "Watt" Mark Twain with "Huckleberry" Shakesville. Growing up « Alice and Kev. When the Grandpa family came upstairs to evict Alice from their bed, she revealed it was actually her birthday.
The Grandpas cheered and whooped, then told her to hurry up and get out. So Alice has successfully survived to become a teenager. She’s gained the trait of ‘unlucky’. Upon returning home, I discover that Kev has a lot more to say to his daughter now that she’s grown up a bit. In particular, he now has a large variety of very specific insults for her, rather than mere generic arguments. It’s then that she appears to snap, and surprises me by coming back with some insults of her own. I thought she was going to be incapable of any kind of negative social interaction due to her ‘good’ trait. Next: Enemies Like this: Hyperbole and a Half. The ducks in the bathroom are not mine. Todd Lamb Notes From Chris. Welcome to the “ Notes From Chris” gallery. These are notes that I post around New York City from a mysterious man named Chris. Chris wants to do tedious things with people. He also has lots of problems. “ Notes From Chris” is a project started by Todd Lamb in 2008.
See a YouTube video of the notes being read on stage in NYC and an interview in the Village Voice . See a video about them on Rocketboom and a selection of them on Funny or Die . Gary: Landlord of the Flies. No Ordinary Rollercoaster — Just Gay Enough. Chicken Maker. WE ARE COSMO. The Playboy Sheikh’s Virgin Stable Girl by Sharon Kendrick. TheBloggess.com. Wave At The Bus. Nic Cage as Everyone. Baggage.
The Lightning and the Lightning-Bug. 364 Quotes in 2011.