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When You See What These Kids Said, You'll Want To Run. Number 5 Is Horrifying. 20 Jokes That Only Intellectuals Will Understand. Number 5 Took Me A Minute. 20 Jokes So Terrible They're Actually Funny. #14 Is Gold. 15 Dumbest Patients Ever. #11 Is So Stupid It Hurts. He Thought His Wife Was Going To Kill Him. But Then This Happens...Priceless. I Wish I Worked With This Man...He's Hilarious. 100 Wise Words For Everyone. Number 27 Is Gold. This Is Kyle, And He's About To Restore Your Faith In Humanity. One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class walking home from school.

This Is Kyle, And He's About To Restore Your Faith In Humanity

His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, “Why would anyone bring home all his books on Friday? 10 Of The Most Embarassing And Awkward Deaths Ever. I Really Hope I Don't Go This Way. We've all gotta go some day, but we always imagine that it'll be a dignified, calm, and melancholy affair.

10 Of The Most Embarassing And Awkward Deaths Ever. I Really Hope I Don't Go This Way.

Sometimes, though, the universe has other plans. Death can be downright embarrassing, awkward, and (as horrible as it sounds) hilarious at times. A Sexist Car Mechanic Tried To Rip This Woman Off, But He Never Expected Her To Do THIS. This woman's response to a rude and sleazy car mechanic is absolutely perfect.

A Sexist Car Mechanic Tried To Rip This Woman Off, But He Never Expected Her To Do THIS.

So I'm pretty competent when it comes to general car knowledge - my dad was a mechanic and he taught me most of the basics when I was growing up. I also happen to be a woman. No big deal, right? Well apparently, some people are so sexist that they can't handle a woman who's good with cars. Teacher Gets A Shock When She Opens This Boy's File. This Is Heartbreaking. Stories like this, always have a way of putting the right perspective on life.

Teacher Gets A Shock When She Opens This Boy's File. This Is Heartbreaking.

Jean Thompson stood in front of her fifth-grade class on the very first day of school in the fall and told the children a lie. Like most teachers, she looked at her pupils and said that she loved them all the same, that she would treat them all alike. 30 Facts That Sound Like BS, But Are Actually True. #12 Makes You Think. 1.

30 Facts That Sound Like BS, But Are Actually True. #12 Makes You Think.

Mammoths were alive when the Great Pyramid was being built. 2. Betty White is older than sliced bread. 3. From the time it was discovered to the time it was stripped of its status as a planet, Pluto hadn't made a full trip around the Sun. Grandma Is Shocked When Granddaughter Wears See Through Top. What Came Next From Grandma Is Genius. What It's Really Like To Live In A Country With Universal Healthcare. Seriously.

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What It's Really Like To Live In A Country With Universal Healthcare. Seriously.

‘My little son broke his arm yesterday, we walked into casualty in a UK hospital, the receptionist took the time to talk to him and crack a few jokes, the triage nurses were great and the folks who x rayed him all took the time to show him the pictures and explain what all the bones where. The plaster guys were friendly and gentle whilst making time to tell us how to look after the cast. Walked out without it costing us anything except parking that is not already covered in my taxes. This is the NHS, not perfect but pretty freaking awesome in my book’ Aliktren. The Most Embarassing Fart Story Ever. This Guy Has Major Regrets.

So I was casually browsing through the Rock CDs at HMV recently.

The Most Embarassing Fart Story Ever. This Guy Has Major Regrets.

It was a Saturday afternoon and the store was pretty packed. Some good tunes were playing in the background, songs I recognized. As I pushed and squeezed my way through the shuffling crowd of shoppers, I felt a sudden and intense need to pass some gas. It was one of those moments where I just knew that this wouldn’t be one of those “silent but deadly” farts; the pressure was too great, and rising quickly.

Mom Asks 3 Yr. Old Son Why He Is Taking So Long In The Toilet. But Couldn’t Stop Laughing When He Said This. This Guy Just Changed The Way We See Aladdin. Mind Blown. In one scene, Genie calls Al’s clothes “So 3rd century”.

This Guy Just Changed The Way We See Aladdin. Mind Blown.

Genie was trapped for 10,000 years, so there is no way he could know of the fashion trends which have happened whilst he was in the lamp. Which means at the latest Genie could have been trapped in the lamp during the 3rd century. If he spent 10,000 years in there, it is then AT LEAST the year 10,300AD when he gets out. Everyone In The Hospital Had No Idea Why This Was Happening. The Reason Is Gold.

The 50 States Of America If They Were Actually People In A Bar. California Is Perfect. A recent Reddit post asked users the following question: “The United States is a bar, what is each State doing and drinking?”

The 50 States Of America If They Were Actually People In A Bar. California Is Perfect.

Special credit goes to Reddit user motherboy, who is the individual mastermind behind many of them. This 80 Year Old Man Said He Was Late To Meet His Wife. What He Said Next Left A Nurse In Tears. Nurse: "It was a busy morning, approximately 8:30 am, when an elderly gentleman, in his 80's, presented to have stitches removed from his thumb.

This 80 Year Old Man Said He Was Late To Meet His Wife. What He Said Next Left A Nurse In Tears.

He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. I (nurse) took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound. On exam it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound. While taking care of his wound, we began to engage in conversation. 15 Of The Worst Superpowers EVER. These Are So Bad They're Actually Funny. 1. The ability to transfer your need to evacuate your bowels to others. This Employee Was Getting Threatened By A Customer, Until His Manager Did This.

Me: “Sir, would you like to use any coupons today?” Customer: “Yes, I’ve been saving them. Here you go!” (He hands me a coupon that had expired five years previously.) Me: “Sir, your coupon is expired.” Customer: “WHAT?! Employee Gets An Abusive Demand From A Customer. His Solution Is Genius. (I work at a complaints and returns desk. We generally get a few unreasonable and abusive customers each day, so we’ve developed a very effective tactic for dealing with them.)

Me: “Hello, how can I help you today?” Customer: “You guys are idiots!” Me: “I’m sorry to hear that. What seems to be the problem?” Schoolboy Explains Government Strategy Perfectly. This Is Shockingly True. Woman Writes Letter To Son About A New Toilet They Installed. This Is Hilarious. A letter from an Arkansas Mother to her Son... Dear Son: Your Paw has a job. It's the first one he had in forty-eight years since we have been married. We are a little better off now, because we have so much money now we don't know what to do with it. Mean Substitute Teacher Tries To Crack Down On Students. Their Response? Hilarious. All right everyone sit down, shut up, and listen closely because I’m about to tell you all the tale of substitute teacher Ms. 22 Terrible (But Hilarious) Thoughts You Will Never Admit To Having. I’m Going To Hell For Laughing At #15. This Guy Tried To Be Funny When Meeting His Girlfriend's Parents For The First Time. What Happens Next Is Absolutely Hilarious.

15 Of The Greatest Facebook Burns and Comebacks. Number 14 Is Just Too Perfect. Man Gets A Shock When A Farmer Responds To His Question By Saying THIS. Wow. A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk. A man came in and asked the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?

" The farmer shook his head and replied, "Some things you just can't explain. " "So what happened that's so horrible? " Man Gets Arrested For Creeping This Lady Out On A Bus. His Explanation Is Perfect. 13 Famous Movie Plots Told In Reverse. #10 Is Just Perfect. If You Watch X Backwards, It's About Y is a meme that reverses the chronology of famous films to "highlight the hilarious or ridiculous aspects of the movie or comment on traditional cinematic and narrative conventions" (KnowYourMeme). Passengers Get The Shock Of Their Life When The Pilot Did This At A Women’s Request. Wow!

Short Jokes As Told By Young Children. These Are Surprisingly Funny. Sometimes, children can be the source of a surprising amount of wit and hilarity. These 10 jokes told by young kids might surprise you! 12 Dad Jokes To Make You Cringe (And Laugh). Number 7 Took Me A Second. ‘Dad jokes’ are all about terrible puns, ridiculous word-play, and cringe-worthy timing. 10 Examples of Social Media Marketing Fails. #3 Is Priceless. 13 Real North American Laws That Will Have You Saying, “WTF?” Number 4 Is Hilarious. Her Husband Refused To Be There For The Birth Of Their Child. Her Response Is Hilarious. 23 Emotions We All Feel But Don't Know The Names Of. 15 Hilariously Misunderstood Words & Phrases. Are You Guilty Of Any Of These? 15 Guys Who Were Absolutely Clueless About A Girl’s Hints. This Will Make You Cringe. This Woman Was Afraid That She'd Never Feel.

Wife Tells The Hardest Part of Being Married to A Broken Veteran. This is Heartbreaking. This Guy Was Terrified His Family Would Never Accept Him. But The Truth Will Restore Your Faith In Humanity. When Babies Won’t Cooperate. Professional Baby Photos That Went Very Wrong. Kid Loses His Dad Who Supported Him In Every Game. But Then This Happened. 15 Things People Have Said That May Change The Way You See Life. #5 Is Going Places. Nurse Reveals The Top 5 Regrets People Make On Their Deathbed... Wow. 26 Really Hot Doctors That’ll Make You Want To Get A Checkup. 23 Times "America's Next Top Model" Proved It Was The Best Show On TV. 21 Struggles That Were Way Too Real For Scene Kids. 19 Beautiful Scottish Words That Everyone Needs In Their Life.

19 Words That Have A Completely Different Meaning In Glasgow. 11 Best Quotes Of The First 11 Doctors. 15 Words That Have A Totally Different Meaning To Harry Potter Fans. 24 Of The Dumbest Ways People Have Broken Their Phone. 33 Nightmares Bridesmaids Must Face. The 23 Worst Parts Of Studying Abroad In Europe. 10 Things To Get Over About Los Angeles And 10 Things It Will Teach You To Love. 18 Signs You've Moved From Los Angeles To New York. 12 Of The Best Vegan Hot Dogs In Los Angeles. What Advice Do You Have For People Studying Abroad. The 16 Moments You Have When Eating At Swiss Chalet.

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Sure thing, I'd LOVE to help you move out of your two bedroom apartment! I do not believe in Charles Darwin's theory of natural selection. How Everything Goes to Hell During a Zombie Apocalypse. Do que as pessoas se queixam quando estão perto de morrer? - 11 LIÇÕES DE VIDA QUE APRENDI SENDO PLUS SIZE - O tempo traz a poda - O TEMPO É ETERNO... - POR: WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE - ELE TE AMA, MESMO SEM DIZER “EU TE AMO” - QUANDO ALGUÉM JULGAR SEU CAMINHO, EMPRESTE-LHE SEUS SAPATOS - Como é a sua casa? - Quem tem medo de “eu te amo”? - O VALOR DE DIZER NÃO! - 8 SINAIS DE QUE É HORA DE DEIXAR SEU TRABALHO - Feliz dia de todos os amores - A MELHOR HERANÇA QUE UMA MÃE PODE DEIXAR A SEUS FILHOS É TER SE CURADO COMO MULHER - DISSERAM QUE VOCÊ NÃO VALE NADA - POR ONDE FLOR, FLORESÇA -

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