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The 10 Types of Crappy Interviewees

The 10 Types of Crappy Interviewees
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8 Amazing Stories of Ninja Failure We tend to think of ninjas as anachronistic creatures of myth, but Im here to tell you the ninja is completely real. He is alive and well in our modern day culture. Its just that he sucks now, and is usually under arrest. The Geek and The Hipster: Love Story For Our Generation? Before you kill me over semantics, I am NOT suggesting that modern film romances are about World of Warcraft fanboys wheezing over skinny-jeaned girls on fixed-gear bikes. I use “geek” and “hipster” as loose labels for character archetypes that pop up in some youth-aimed romance stories in film nowadays. I’m not sure what this says about our generation, if anything at all, but hell, it’s worth considering. There was a time when teen romances were about the social outcast pining after the head cheerleader, or the captain of the football team.

Le CV parfait - Salomé 30310 sur LePost.fr (23:40) J'adoooooore lire les conseils des sites emplois sur la rédaction des CV. Surtout quand on sait que le temps de lecture est d'environ 20 secondes, et que, pour deux postes parfaitement identiques, vous pouvez être convoqué à un entretien pour l'un et par pour l'autre : l'irrationnel est de mise, mais accordons à la méthode le bénéfice d'éviter de passer pour un gros bouffon. Pas nécessairement d'émaner d'une pile de 300 "copier coller" sans âme, fabriqués à la chaîne du consensus, pour ne pas faire tache au milieu du lot de brebis égarées au Pôle Emploi. Et donc, ne pas faire sensation non plus. Et de finir, peut être, en origami, chef d'oeuvre en péril, sur le bureau d'un recruteur blasé par des candidats devenus aussi insipides qu'un régime sans sel.

Gummi Bear Surgery The brain and heart ones are the best. Also see... I'meme not feeling so good! Stumble here??? you have to check out our latest joke if you aren't a regular A couple of guys dropped this gummy bear gif in the comments.. Toddler strikes up friendship with orangutan "It was quite incredible to see such interaction and as you can see they make for the cutest pictures." However, the unusually intimate interaction was of no surprise to T.I.G.E.R.S founder Dr Bhagavan Antle. "I am not surprised by Rishi and Emily's friendship," reveals Dr Antle. "Orangutans are intelligent and certainly the most friendly apes on the planet. "The youngsters enjoy their playtime and are always looking for an opportunity experience new things and make new friends and monkey around. "Rishi, who is the youngest of the family, is always looking for someone to play with.

Broadcast Yourself. 'Jackass 3D' Stars on Girlfriend Pranks, Disgusting Stunts and Shots to the Groin Whenever the 'Jackass' guys get together, you have no idea what might come out of their mouths. And in the case of our 'Jackass 3D' Unscripted, all we did was turn on the cameras, and Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Bam Margera, Chris Pontius and Wee Man let fly with ... well, let's just say you might not want young children in the room as you watch this one. The boys hit all the basic topics: favorite sexual positions, gross stunts, Johnny's worst injury (ouch), the tattoo prank Bam pulled on his girlfriend and "slut hiking" (you don't want to know) -- while also using a whole lot of euphemisms for a certain male body part, including a couple we're pretty sure we'd never heard before. Thanks, guys! 'Jackass 3D' Fan Questions

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