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HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF. Animals Being Dicks. The Freedom Square of Internet. - StumbleUpon. Teacher Fired For Giving Extremely Morbid, Traumatizing Math Problems To D.C. Third Graders (VIDEO) (DOCUMENT) A Washington, D.C. teacher who sent home violent, morbid and traumatizing math problems to third graders from Center City Public Charter School's Trinidad campus has been fired, WUSA-TV reports.

Teacher Fired For Giving Extremely Morbid, Traumatizing Math Problems To D.C. Third Graders (VIDEO) (DOCUMENT)

(Scroll for full math worksheet) Two of the problems, courtesy of the station: #2. My 3 friends and I were caught and tied up by 1023 screaming cannibals in a jungle last night. Soon we were feeling terribly itchy because of the mosquitoes. . #4. Others include story lines about baking humans in ovens, and a child waking up screaming after thousands of fire ants made a nest in the subject's brain. "I was absolutely distressed," Center City PCS CEO Beverley Wheeler told WUSA. After the station broke the story in a previous report, the school responded with the following statement: "Thank you so much for bringing this to our attention.

These aren't the only math problems to garner national outrage. "Each tree had 56 oranges. The teacher eventually resigned. Homeschooling-Paradise Math Problems. - StumbleUpon. 5 Lovable Animals You Didnt Know Are Secretly Terrifying. If there’s two things Cracked is all about, it’s fucked up animals and dongs.

5 Lovable Animals You Didnt Know Are Secretly Terrifying

And since they won’t let me write “The 7 Most Fucked Up Animal Dongs,” (Editor's Note: Only because it's been written already) I had to settle for focusing on just the animal stuff. So hey, here you go: Here’s a bunch of adorable animals that will probably nonetheless scar you for life. Let's skip the pleasantries and get right down to hyperventilating and swearing at nature, shall we? Bears are pretty intrinsically scary, but come on – look at that guy! That’s not a bear, that’s a fat raccoon. Holy shit! If there was a color-coded scale for cuteness like there is for Terror Alert Levels, the red fox would be at Level Orange: way above Adorable Bomb Threat and just half a notch below Snuggle Jihad.

I would name him Mr. Now, here’s the sound he makes: If you came of age in a small town, you’re probably already familiar with the sound red foxes make. You: Jesus, this weed is amazing. You: Don’t "what was what? " 1920s Slang - Camarilla Wiki - StumbleUpon. Welcome to White-Wolf.com.

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