God. The History of the Universe in 200 Words or Less. Quantum fluctuation. Inflation. Expansion. Strong nuclear interaction. Particle-antiparticle annihilation. Deuterium and helium production. Copyright 1996-1997 by Eric Schulman. This piece was the inspiration for the book A Briefer History of Time and led to the Annals of Improbable Research Universal History Translation Project. Interested in learning more about any of these events?
Ages. Mentos and Soda Experiment | Eepy Bird. McSweeney’s Internet Tendency. In Xanadu did Kubla Khan. Doctor Who - "The Ballad of Russell and Julie" Wrap Party Special. 2005 Half Scale TARDIS Cat Fort. Warning Label Generator. Monologue: I’m Comic Sans, Asshole. Listen up. I know the shit you’ve been saying behind my back. You think I’m stupid. You think I’m immature. You think I’m a malformed, pathetic excuse for a font.
You don’t like that your coworker used me on that note about stealing her yogurt from the break room fridge? People love me. When people need to kick back, have fun, and party, I will be there, unlike your pathetic fonts. It doesn’t even matter what you think. Enough of this bullshit.