Topic-based social network - Flapon. The Only 2011 Movie Calendar You Need. Gene Modification Project 752. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: You awake to find yourself lying in a dusty corridor. As you pick yourself up, you realise – with a rising sense of alarm – that you have no memory of where you are or how you got there. It’s not until you realise that you can’t even remember who you are that you start to panic. You: You are in a long, dusty corridor. Stranger: look at the display board I suppose You: You attempt to examine the display board. Stranger: Inspect the locks to see what kind they are, I might be able to pick them You: You examine the lock on the east door. Stranger: Check my pockets You: You are carrying a toothpick, a moustache comb, a small penguin and some peanuts.
Stranger: penguin figurine? You: The penguin is very small, but alive and well. Stranger: hmmmm….Kick the door near the handle You: Summoning your strength, you land a heavy blow on the west door. Stranger: Is the crying male or female? You: You press your ear to the door and strain your ears. FOUND Magazine | Belly Dance. Explodingdog 2010. A softer world: 642. QDB: Browse Quotes. <DigDug> i think i'm gonna walk to the movie theater and see dinosaur... <kimy-> and be surrounded by like 10 year old girls? <Amanda_> He said Dinosaur, not N'Sync. <cooksii> incest is at least something the whole family can do. <Mishmashi> yesterday i got bisexual services <dazz:#cdr> its it possible to read half a disk at a time, eg, i have a small hd, can i read 300 mb, burn it, and the do the another 300 mb, and som on, eg on a psx game <Moot> ok, here's what we do <Moot> we break into AOL HQ <Moot> and instead of the AOL setup utility, we put metallica mp3s on all of the startup cds <EtherMan> stoner chicks suck <EtherMan> they're a waste of a perfectly good set of breasts.
<watashi-x> Oh my God! <emufreak> I HATE CHANNEL TOPICS <emufreak> WHY MUST THEY EXIST <emufreak> AND WHY DO I STILL CLICK THEM WHEN THEY END IN .JPG <wecell> new apples look fairly interesting, but i'd hate to buy into something that is going to CRASH all the time. <Dr_DOS> My fish get scared of pizza boxes. LOTS OF PUNS.
...A guy goes into a nice restaurant bar wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission. So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that he just doesn't have one. He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation he ties these around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and lets the ends dangle free. He goes back to the restaurant and the bouncer carefully looks him over for a few minutes and then says, "Well, OK, I guess you can come in -- just don't start anything.
" ...This mushroom walks into a bar and starts hitting on this woman... ...This horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, buddy, why the long face... ...These two strings walk upto a bar... ...This grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Hey! ...This baby seal walks into a bar and the bartender says,"What'll ya have... " ...A neutron walks into a bar. Back.