Extraordinary images. The Penis Game « Views from the Couch. Anyone else remember playing “the penis game” in high school or college?
You would take turns saying the word “penis”, each time saying it louder than the person before you. It was best if done in a public place. If you laughed or refused to say it louder or at all, you lost. It was cheap entertainment in those days. Now, it is the story of my life. With three boys, specifically Number Two and Number Three, I find myself inundated with penis talk.
Last year, I got a note from his teacher that read: Please make sure Number Two wears underwear to school. Now, with Number Three beginning to enjoy conversing about and showing off his penis, I see my life turning into one long round of the penis game. By the time Number Four gets to this point, I envision myself in a catatonic state, walking the streets in my pajamas and yelling, “PENIS”. Wedding Planning - Shalini & Ajay. Wedding Jokes Some funny, some not so funny, some awful.....have a read!
Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence.... (a life sentence!). Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering. A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the wife gives and the husband takes. A woman was telling her friend , 'It was I who made my husband a millionaire.'' There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels.Her explanation - 'If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels.' Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock. Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers? Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't youwearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? ' Man is incomplete until he is married. Grooms! The Best Obnoxious Responses To Misspellings On Facebook. Are you someone whose day can be ruined by witnessing clumsy spelling all over the world's largest social network?
Then this delightful list will let you live vicariously through the venom of others who aren't afraid to publicly challenge and humiliate sloppy wordsmiths. NOTE: If you see any improper spelling in this paragraph, please respond obnoxiously. Updated 12/2/11: The Most Enjoyably Cantankerous Notes Ever Posted In The Workplace. The Most Outstanding Comments Ever Left On A Facebook Photo. B.) What's technically mean? At this point there isn't a moment of human experience that isn't photographed and instantly uploaded to Facebook for all to share. Life is contained in the Facebook photo albums now, so when you comment on a Facebook photo you're essentially commenting on life itself.
You can choose to resignedly click "Like" on life like so many over-medicated cult members who are lying to themselves. Or you can do like the commenters gathered here, who deserve awards for their attention to detail and their willingness to turn a glimpse of another person's existence into something we can all laugh at. Um, I've been leading a double life. This horrible relationship is making us hungry! The GOP has decided to run a citrus in 2016. His balls are really good listeners. Thought you meant congrads on my bomb new lid, brah. Updated 2/19/13: You have a new friend request from Galileo (Galileo) Galileo Figaro. The Best Examples Of Horrific And Embarrassing Parenting On Facebook. Almost Done!
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