Wise Sloth
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How to go down on a girl. Note 1: This guide explains how to give a woman the most intense orgasm possible, which requires taking a lot of extra steps that aren’t always necessary.
Also, all women are different. How to go down on a guy. Every guy is a little different, and they have their own likes/dislikes.
Advice to men on sex in the missionary position. What is the missionary position?
The missionary position is, “a sex position usually denoting the act in which a woman lies on her back and a man lies on top of her while they face each other and engage in sexual intercourse or other sexual activity.” When should you use the missionary position? The missionary position is possibly the easiest position to have sex in. It’s emotionally intimate and easy to get into. It also offers are lot of options for spicing things up. What can you do before penetration? Advice to men on sex in the doggy style position. What is the doggy style position?
The “doggy style” position is, “any sex position in which a person bends over, crouches on all fours (usually on hands and knees), or lies on their stomach, for sexual intercourse.” This position angles the penis comfortably into the vagina and gives the man a lot of room to thrust, which makes it ideal for fast, hard, wild, carefree sex. Since it would hurt a woman’s vagina to just begin a sex session pounding her madly, you may want to start in a more intimate position such as the missionary position and switch to doggy style later.
What can you do before penetration? Even though the doggy style position can look pretty carnal, you can set a sweet, tantalizing tone using techniques like these: Tell her how beautiful she is, what she means to you and how much she turns you on.Lightly kiss and caress your partner’s erogenous zones such as her pussy, nipples, inner thighs, neck, ass and back.Kneel behind her and pull her torso tight against yours. Advice to Virgins. What men need to understand about women Sometimes women may act like they’re not interested in sex at all, but make no mistake, they’re humans who were born with primal sexual urges.
They want sex. They fantasize about it; they wait for it, and they look for it. But they’re not as likely as men to run out and find the first person who will get naked for them because they don’t want to be a slut, and they’re looking to get more out of sex than just physical stimulation. They want a total mind/body/life experience. The circumstances surrounding a sexual encounter are as important as what you do during sex. Having said all that, there are certain things you can/should to do physically please a woman, and I’m about to talk about those things, but as you read them, be aware that infused with all of these steps/techniques is the importance of the emotional connection and the total life experience. If you want to go the Full Monty then give her a slow, erotic massage. How to be bad at sex. Contribute very little during sex.
Good sex isn’t something one person does to another. When one person does all the work, they’re just using the other person’s body as a masturbation device. That can be fun sometimes, but it becomes unfulfilling very quickly. Good sex is like tango. It’s a dance between two people who read each other’s body language, and work in tandem to express and explore a shared emotional experience. Vanilla advice to spice up your sex life. 1.
Be nicer to each other in general. If things have cooled down in the bedroom there’s a good chance things have cooled down between you and your lover in general. If you want to rekindle the fire in the bedroom, start by rekindling your love and passion for one another. Advice to Men on Sexual Domination and Submissiveness. There’s no one right position, technique, speed, duration or tone to have sex.
Even if there were one combination of movements that your partner likes best, they’ll get bored of you doing the same thing every time. Being a good sexual partner requires you to understand all the variations of sex and cycle through them. Introduction to Sex Toys. This guide is written for people who have never been in a porn store or who have been to a porn store once and got freaked out by the dizzying selection of medieval looking instruments.
Sex Toys For Women Dildos and Vibrators Dildos are plastic penises that women put in their vagina because it feels good. Vibrators are dildos that vibrate, which also feels good. Does penis size matter? Do women prefer men with bigger penises?
The short answer to that question is, some do sometimes to some extent, but men are far more worried about penis size than women are. Look at the facts: The average depth of a female vagina is 2.7-5.83 inches, though they expand when sexually aroused and can potentially grow several inches deeper. The average width of a vagina is 1.88-2.48 inches.The average length of the human penis when erect is 5.1-5.9 inches long and 4.8 inches in circumference. From this data alone we can deduce that not all women want a 12 inch long, 6 inch wide penis fully inserted in their vagina.
Tips on Impressing Women. All women are different, and every individual woman changes over time, which means it’s impossible to make universal generalizations about women. However, if you want to impress them, you need to have some kind of understanding of how they think and behave. This guide is a starting point, and it makes a lot of generalizations. Take them with a grain of salt, and pay attention to the woman you’re trying to impress to figure out her specific wants. Also, understand that you can get more dates by changing your entire life to be everything women want, and many men have had great success with the ladies doing just that. Tips on Impressing Men. All men are different, and every individual man changes over time, which means it’s impossible to make universal generalizations about men.
However, if you want to impress them, you need to have some kind of understanding of how they think and behave. This guide is a starting point, and it makes a lot of generalizations. Take them with a grain of salt, and pay attention to the man you’re trying to impress to figure out his specific wants. Tips on flirting with men and women. Note: The following two blogs explain how to be a generally attractive person. Once you’ve got that down, you’re ready to start flirting. Love yourself. Characteristics to look for in a long term romantic partner. Choosing a long term romantic partner is one of the most selfless things you’ll ever do. It costs most of your money and freedom. Paradoxically though, it’s also one of the most selfish things you’ll ever do. Your partner is also sacrificing most of their freedom and money too. 13 Pieces of Relationship Advice. Note: Nothing said here is profoundly original. People have been giving this advice for centuries, but that just goes to show how time-tested and universal this advice is. 1.
Some relationship advice. The evolution of my definition of love. Dictionary.com defines “love” as: Tips on Internet dating. Note: This isn’t a list of rules. Stages of a Relationship. 1. Stages of Friendship. 1. Why women like assholes. The cost/benefit analysis of being fake to impress people. The conundrum of compromising in a relationship. November 16, 2009 Marriage is the combining of two lives into one. Why men should wear nice underwear. Women are pressured by the media to look as beautiful as possible all the time. My theory on sexual morality. The premise of this philosophy is drawn from my overall philosophy on ethics: Every living (or at the very least, sentient) being is equally valuable and is entitled to the same inalienable rights.
You need to be a little slutty. Why I don’t like strip clubs. Why I like strip clubs. Why would you not masturbate? An intervention with the modern woman. Why: An Agnostic Perspective on the Meaning of Life – a book by Travis Haan. It’s okay to be lost. The Value of Life. The game of life. Reality is Amazing. The relationship between sanity, reality, truth, science and religion.
Life is an absurd, existential dilemma: part 4. Life is an absurd, existential dilemma: part 3. Life is an absurd, existential dilemma: part 2. Life is an absurd, existential dilemma: part 1. The danger in telling people life has no meaning. 11 ways mainstream academic philosophy has come to resemble religion. Agnostic nihilism. Agnostic atheism. Do Agnostics Fear Death? An agnostic theory on why God is so cruel. The agnostic’s god. An Agnostic Take on Pascal’s Wager. An agnostic take on intelligent design. So you don’t believe in God. What do you do now? Predictions on the New Atheist Movement. Meta Atheists V.S. Pop Atheists. Reading for Truth. Your ability to think obligates you to. 8 steps to becoming a genius. How to become an expert at anything. My Approach to Thinking/Problem Solving. The science of thought. How to argue scientifically. What I learned about life from working in IT: part 3. What I learned about life from working in IT: part 2. What I learned about life from working in IT: part 1.
How to organize a field team to solve a problem. Enlightenment Through Logic. The Map of Everything. Should reason be recognized as a legal religion? Reason vs faith: part 2. Reason vs faith: part 1. The Value of Knowledge. The Cosmic Perspective. You already have ethics without religion. My secular theory on ethics. Another attempt at explaining my secular theory on ethics. Reasons to be kind outside of religion. Should Muslims be feared, accepted or what? The Wise Sloth.
The Non-Believers’ 7 Deadly Sins. My theory on sexual morality. Demonizing pleasure is a failed experiment. Deep Thoughts by The Wise Janitor. Advice on life. The Prime Prerogative. My advice to the younger generation. Signs you’re old… but not necessarily mature. Signs you’re mature…but not necessarily old. 6 accurate ways and 6 inaccurate ways to judge people. Tips on happiness.
My theory on aggregate happiness and immediate karma. Why you shouldn’t commit suicide. Ways not to define your self-worth. What you should know about yourself. You don’t need a trophy. You’re already a winner. Demotivational inspiration. You might be depressed because the system sucks, not because you suck.
My theory on responsibility. The Confidence Talk. My philosophy on being calm. My philosophy on leadership.