POPpleganger - Sassy didn’t understand this black magic doppleganger before her. Clean Get Away - Travis had planned for every contingency except that his tiny brain didn’t understand glass. Let the wild rumpus begin! - R.I.P. Maurice Sendak. Animals Being Dicks Silly gifs of animals being jerks. Random RSS AnimalsBeDicks Click here for a MYSTERY POST Let the wild rumpus begin! R.I.P. Maurice Sendak 267 notes Previous Next Contact: animalsbeingdicks@gmail.com Created by JohnLovesYou.com Designed by 45royale, Inc. Booby traps - The trip wire Mittens installed worked exactly as planned. Cat Wrestling - Among the feline population, Perry was widely regarded as the Macho Man Randy Savage of cats.
Prank War - Jasmine just got CAT PUNK’D. So did my coworker, Jordan. Insult to Injury - Rufus couldn’t get it up anymore unless someone was getting hurt. They’re GRRRRREAT! - Jack is having second thoughts about asking that tiger for a high five. Flipping out - Your puppy will absolutely FLIP for the new taste of Purina puppy chow! Timing is everything - A well timed attack can be devastating. Cat-like reflexes - There’s an old saying in Tennessee, I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee, that says, fool me once, shame on…shame on you. Fool me…You can’t get fooled again. Happy Valentine’s Day - Taking a break from all the animal dickery. Look at these animals being precious. RIP Whitney Houston. Animals Being Dicks Silly gifs of animals being jerks.
Random RSS AnimalsBeDicks Click here for a MYSTERY POST RIP Whitney Houston 325 notes Previous Next Contact: animalsbeingdicks@gmail.com Created by JohnLovesYou.com Designed by 45royale, Inc. Tourist Trap - “Ladies and gentlemen, for your safety, please keep arms inside the car at all times during the tour. There is a strict “no talking” policy enforced by rabid zebras. Please enjoy the... Walk this way - “Seriously, Linda? You’re really going to make me do this? Why can’t you just throw the treat to me?” Food Critic Puppy - “At first, the sweet tanginess hits you like a culinary ‘MACK’ truck, while the subtle fruitiness makes itself apparent towards the end. Overall, it’s simply too one-note and...
EWE SHALL NOT PASS - No one crosses a sheep picket line. NO ONE. There’s always a bigger fish - Nermal kept having the same recurring dream. There has to be some deeper meaning. I got it, I got it! - I don’t got it :( Animals Being Dicks Silly gifs of animals being jerks. Random RSS AnimalsBeDicks Click here for a MYSTERY POST I got it, I got it! I don’t got it :( 478 notes Previous Next Contact: animalsbeingdicks@gmail.com Created by JohnLovesYou.com Designed by 45royale, Inc. Reverse Drive Thru - This is the honey camel. Honey camel just takes what he wants. Honey camel don’t care. Honey camel don’t give a shit. Instigator Cat - “Just a second, I gotta take care of thFUCK YOU DOG”
Staring Contest - Ricky’s techniques were a bit unorthodox, but you don’t become world champion starer without using a few tricks. Closer Look - After the success of Happy Feet 1 & 2, the penguins started to get a little more pushy on set. Stingy Cat - Growing up as an only-child, Miss Doodles never really learned how to share. Cat Fight! - Slowly…almost there…just one more…step…DIE BITCH! Pro Wrestling Chimp - We have to stop this simian on simian in the bathroom violence. Merry Christmas! - Hope everyone had a great holiday! Purrkour* As it turns out, cats aren’t nearly as good at parkour as dogs. *Like parkour with dogs, but with cats, because cats purr, so y’know…purrkour? Kiss my ass.
Hump Day - Part 1* - *Let’s all celebrate the middle of the week by indulging in some sophomoric humor, as opposed to the typical high-brow fare featured on the site. Headbanger’s Ball - Lemmy and Darrell would argue for hours over who was more metal. Lions and Tigers and Bears - OH SHIT! Animals Being Dicks Silly gifs of animals being jerks. Random RSS AnimalsBeDicks Click here for a MYSTERY POST Lions and Tigers and Bears 1,518 notes Previous Next Contact: animalsbeingdicks@gmail.com Created by JohnLovesYou.com Designed by 45royale, Inc. Ticklish Kitty - Shasta loved being tickled so much she just had to give hugs! Braaaaaiiinnss - This is what happens when you let a litter of puppies stay up for a Walking Dead marathon.
Cobra Cat - Kurt didn’t know what he had done when he picked a fight with Lei Wulong, master of Cobra Style! Kung Fu Panda - Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend. He was so deadly, in fact, that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness! Surrounded by idiots - Richard couldn’t wait to move out and go to college.
Troll Cat - Troll cat is always stirring up trouble. Happy Halloween! - Jeffrey wasn’t sure why no one would hang around with him anymore. Maybe it was his new deodorant? Thriller Cat Redux - Halloween is almost here. Who knew Whiskers had a partner? Schadenfreude Thursdays pt8* Amy learned a very valuable lesson about cats. They don’t get mad, they get even. *Schadenfreude Thursdays is a departure from the normal ABD fare. We feature posts where... Faster than lightning - When are we going to end this scourge of dolphins humping frat boys? Work it, girl - In observation of Atlanta Pride this weekend. Playground Police - HEY…CUT THE SHIT! Animals Being Dicks Silly gifs of animals being jerks. Random RSS AnimalsBeDicks Click here for a MYSTERY POST Playground Police 810 notes Previous Next Contact: animalsbeingdicks@gmail.com Created by JohnLovesYou.com Designed by 45royale, Inc. Moves like Spock - Connor never fought fair after he learned the secret Vulcan Nerve Bite.
Tough Guy - Zoo life had made Grant soft. Life in the fast lane - It didn’t take long for Ryan to realize he didn’t belong in the left lane. Get a closer look - “You don’t see the fish? Right there…just a little closer. Oh bother - Tigger and Pooh haven’t been getting along lately. Thriller Cat - Whiskers realized she was late to her Michael Jackson Flash Mob! Rapid Fire - Bojangles had enough with Jared and all his ‘yo mama’ jokes. Down, Set... - Ian’s prospects of being a world class defensive lineman were dwindling fast. Cannonball! - Don’t worry about the baby seal hat, they said. Polar bears are vegetarians, they said. Just stop typing - Skittles had a less than subtle way of letting Kathy know her screenplay was less than spectacular. You’re pulling my leg - Guillermo was ready to prove he was the best “tag” player on the island. Special Delivery - Snowball didn’t like anyone sniffing around her box.
Hop to it! - “Waiting in a bag for seven hours is worth it to scare the crap out of Thomas”, Gerald the mouse thought to himself. Sometimes you feel like a nut - The family knew something was up when “Rabbi Doberman” showed up to perform Jacob’s circumcision. Up and over - Gerald was the world’s worst leapfrog player. Hug it out - Herb was thrilled that his prank on the morning tv host went off without a hitch.
Sneak attack! - Janice was bound to prove that motherhood hadn’t dulled her reflexes. Cat Snap Fever - Boots knew from now on she and Harvey would need to discus a safe word in advance. I need a drink Curtis really wasn’t handling this divorce very well. Congrats to Joe Wilson for winning the Caption Contest! Thanks to everyone for the tremendous response! Yoga Cat - Yolanda was less than impressed with Stephanie’s form. Jump the Start Ask any racer, any real racer. It doesn’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning’s winning. – Winston Churchill Vin Diesel.
Minute man - As much as it pained Dan, he lost that bet fair and square. I’ve heard of choking the chicken - In all fairness, Frank thought he was just holding hands with another ill-proportioned pachyderm. Sharing is caring - Hugh showed Caleb the true meaning of “butting in”. He must’ve tripped - Herman was apprehensive about playing “walk the plank” with James ever again. GET LOW - I honestly have nothing to say about this. Incredible!
Breakdancing Kitteh - Mittens was a little too eager to stomp the yard. Next time she’ll wait her turn. Happy Father’s Day, Smart Ass - Justin knew immediately that the monkey burlesque show was a bad idea for his daughter. ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH SQUIRREL TECHNIQUE? - Master will be so pleased with our progress. Prank Dog - I knew a dog like this in highschool. Grand Theft Toboggan - We knew it was time to curb Pickles’ Xbox time when he kept stealing strangers sleds. SNAP - That turtle looked like he was having a ball. GET IT. Like a testicle. Shortcut Penguin - Mr. Penguin was practicing his swedish foot massage on an obviously unappreciative seal. Cat Slap - This cat’s name is Joe Pesci. That’s all you need to know. Silly gifs of animals being jerks.