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Dumb Laws in Utah. Crazy Utah Laws. We have weird laws, strange laws, and just plain crazy laws! Dumb Laws in Utah It is a felony to persistently tread on the cracks between paving stones on the sidewalk of a state highway. It’s legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list. It is considered an offense to hunt whales. No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call. It is against the law to fish from horseback. It is illegal not to drink milk. It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. Birds have the right of way on all highways. A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence. You’re not allowed to sell beverages containing more than 3. Alcohol may not be sold during an emergency. Individuals may not possess beer in containers larger than two liters unless they are a retailer. Boxing matches that allow biting are not allowed. It is illegal to cause a catastrophe. City Laws in Utah Kaysville You must have identification to enter a convienence store after dark. Logan

The Mysterious Package Company #INTERVIEW | LaBeouf, Rönkkö & Turner On 27 September 2014 00:56, Shia LaBeouf wrote: Hello- im shia if you have any interest we could start a dialogue if not no harm no foul I like your point of view On Sep 27, 2014, at 3:16 AM, Aimee Cliff wrote: hey, i'm interested :) i have tons of respect for what u do, particularly #iamsorry. meeting luke and nastja earlier this year was kind of revelatory for me, can't stop seeing metamodernist ideas & attitudes in everything. let's talk for sure! On 27 September 2014 20:47, Shia LaBeouf wrote: Hey thanks Same you can garner a lot of info from a playlist- I'm gonna be in London for the close of the bfi We should sit down for an in person interview Chop it up Nothin formal Would you be open to that? On Sep 27, 2014, at 10:07 PM, Aimee Cliff wrote: definitely open to that! what dates are you in London? On 27 September 2014 21:30, Shia LaBeouf wrote: oct 18 and 19 oh well well find another time for it On Sep 28, 2014, at 6:42 PM, Aimee Cliff wrote: cool! thank you :) but i'm not a ghost haha this:

700 Free Movies Online: Great Classics, Indies, Noir, Westerns . We also have special collections of . Free Comedy & Dramas 125 Korean Feature Films - Free - The Korean Film Archive has put on YouTube over 100 Korean feature films, including Im Kwon-taek’s Sopyonje and Hong Sangsoo's The Day the Pig Fell Into a Well. collective:unconscious - Free - Five indie filmmakers adapt each other's dreams for the screen. Free Hitchcock, Noir, Horror & Thriller Films A Bucket of Blood - Free - Roger Corman's classic comedy/horror film set in Bohemian San Francisco. Find a complete collection of Film Noir movies here and Alfred Hitchcock movies here. Free Kung Fu & Martial Arts Films Black Fist - Free - To make money, a Los Angeles street-fighter goes to work for gangsters. (1975)Blood on the Sun - Free - Starring James Cagney and Sylvia Sidney, the film is based on a fictional history behind the Tanaka Memorial document. Free Westerns

The top 25 Bushisms of all time. I started gathering Bush's verbal slip-ups while covering his first presidential campaign. From the first one we published in Slate in October 1999—"The important question is, how many hands have I shaked?"—adding to the collection has been my main pleasure, perhaps my only pleasure, in watching the man. Since then, I've collected—with help from Slate readers—more than 500 Bushisms. What follows is a list of my 25 favorites. There were many to choose from, but in my opinion, the greatest Bushism of all was delivered on Aug. 5, 2004, when the president declared: "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. Jacob Weisberg is chairman and editor-in-chief of The Slate Group and author of The Bush Tragedy. People often assume that because I've spent the past nine years collecting Bushisms, I must despise George W. It helps his case that Bush, like Yogi Berra, is in on the joke. Being able to laugh at yourself is a rare quality in a leader. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11.

The Second Coming - Yeats William Butler Yeats (1865-1939) Turning and turning in the widening gyre The falcon cannot hear the falconer; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity. Surely some revelation is at hand; Surely the Second Coming is at hand. The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi Troubles my sight: a waste of desert sand; A shape with lion body and the head of a man, A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun, Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it Wind shadows of the indignant desert birds. The darkness drops again but now I know That twenty centuries of stony sleep Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle, And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born? Yeats, William Butler.

Thought Maybe Aria - Depuis Le Jour Writter & Director:Derek Jarman Music:Depuis Le Jour, Gustave Charpentier Soloist:Leontyne Price Orchestra:RCA Itasliana Orchestra Conductor:Francesco Molinari-Pradelli Producer:Don Boyd Cast:Tilda Swinton, Spencer Leigh, Amy Johnson, John Hurt (as Enrico Caruso), Sophie Ward Director of Photography:Mike SouthonChristopher HughesGabriel Beristain Production Designer:Christopher Hobbs Editors:Peter CartwrightAngus Cook Costume Designers:Sandy PowellAlison Chitty Special Still Photography:Angus McBean Thanks:Teatro Ponchielli in Cremona, Italy

Misspelled Tattoos: Permanent And Hilarious (PHOTOS) An extreme tattoo can be totally badass. Unless you spell it "exreme." Then it's just hilarious. We've compiled some of the funniest tattoo misspellings we could find. Either these folks had no access to spell check or are simply oblivious to the mistake. Close The irony is killing us. The Internet Arcade : Free Software by Williams software eye favorite 168 comment 17 Defender is an arcade video game developed and released by Williams Electronics in February 1981. by Sega favorite 47 comment 7 Astro Blaster is a shoot 'em up arcade game released by Sega in 1981. by Mylstar favorite 34 comment 2 The Three Stooges, fully titled as The Three Stooges in Brides is Brides on the title screen, is a 1984 arcade game by Mylstar Electronics. by Stern Electronics favorite 94 comment 15 Berzerk is a multi-directional shooter video arcade game, released in 1980 by Stern Electronics of Chicago. favorite 199 comment 11 INSTRUCTIONS Joust is a platforming game where the player controls a yellow knight riding a flying ostrich or stork, from a third-person perspective. by Valadon Automation (Stern Electronics License) favorite 46 comment 4 Bagman is a platform arcade game released by Valadon Automation in 1982. by Atari Games favorite 112 comment 10 by Taito Corporation (Fox Video Games license) favorite 10 comment 1 by Comsoft favorite 26 Mr.

Les énigmes de Lego, avec les réponses Pour le 55eme anniversaire de la marque, Lego a créé 55 énigmes de culture populaire qui font appel à l’imagination à base de briques à résoudre. J’ai fait une compilation de vos réponses à la fin de l’article, elles y sont presque toutes. Voici une compilation des réponses que vous avez donné dans les commentaires il y a toutes les réponses mais on a un doute sur 7 d’entre elles. 01 Stairway to heaven 02 Purple rain03 Braveheart ? Top 5 'Lost' Western Film Classics — Everyone loves a western surely? From John Wayne being an all American hero in John Ford’s early classics… to Jimmy Stewart as the ‘Naked Spur’… Late sixties revisionist years with Leone’s Dollars Trilogy, ‘Once Upon A Time in the West’ and Peckinpah’s ‘Wild Bunch’… and rebirth with Eastwood’s ‘Unforgiven’. So many timeless classics to wile away an afternoon or evening on the delights of DVD players. Around similar era’s are some ‘lost’ western classics that for one reason or another aren’t held in the same universal regard or even heard off. 5. (1980 Michael Cimino) Gasp! Yes the film in its original 4hour entirety is over-long, and yes it does loose a cohesive narrative at times where characters appear then disappear for long periods with regularity, and yes it is difficult without subtitle to understand what Kristofferson the king of the mumblers is saying… But my god it’s a beautiful shot film – every frame and detail of mise-en-scene should be applauded. 4. (2003 Kevin Costner) 3.

Weather woes: 20 signs you're on a British holiday | Travel When we asked for your underwhelming UK holiday pictures, we were inundated. The images poured in like rain on a crazy golf course. It seems everyone has been on an average holiday, taken a photo swaddled in layers of irony and disappointment, and shared it on the internet. As the person who has seen every single one of those sent in to the Guardian, I’ve learned a thing or two about underwhelming British holidays. Enough, in fact, to present the ultimate guide to a soggy British holiday, presented as two typically glorious days. But you never know: it might brighten up later. 1) It’s starting to rain 2) It’s raining 3) It’s still raining 4) The dog blames you for the fact it’s raining 5) You’re optimistic that it’ll stop raining soon 6) It’s just stopped raining. 7) ... for a spot of sunbathing 8) Uh-oh, it’s raining again. 9) Pretty sure it’s brightening up. Does it count as a hole-in-one if the ball floats? 10) Back to the camp site to get warm. Nope. 12) Never mind, it’ll clear up later.