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Color Survey Results « xkcd. Who in the rainbow can draw the line where the violet tint ends and the orange tint begins?

Color Survey Results « xkcd

Distinctly we see the difference of the colors, but where exactly does the one first blendingly enter into the other? So with sanity and insanity. —Herman Melville, Billy Budd Orange, red? Why I Believe Printers Were Sent From Hell To Make Us Miserable. Yankee Pot Roast. Cake Wrecks. Fatherhood, toddlerhood, humor, parenting. My son pooped on me this morning.

Fatherhood, toddlerhood, humor, parenting

The pooping occurred at approximately 6 a.m. after the 2-year-old leaped into bed and suggested that he’d be most grateful if I got up, escorted him downstairs and turned on his favorite program, a quasi-educational cartoon about a bilingual girl and her pet monkey. What he actually said was this: “Daddy, up! Dora show! Dora show now!”