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Prose Before Hos 2: Incredible Star Wars Propaganda Posters. Bubbling. David Thorne - 27b/6. E-mails from an Asshole. Pixar Intro Parody - CollegeHumor video. Gif me your best smile. 1. C’est vendredi. 2. Cliquez sur “lire le reste de cet article“. 3. Regardez ailleurs, le temps que ça charge (ouvrez un autre onglet, faites l’amour, que sais-je). Striked in teh pose since 1993 A E I O U girl can’t stop spellin’ (holy sh..e’s a meme) Omg, have you seen her before ?

When I sez ya name, U BE A DAWG. Bonus guy is sez “smilin’s fo fagz” FML : Your everyday life stories. Barack Obama May be the Next Antichrist, Hitler or Both | Indecision. No Snickering - That Road Sign Means Something Else. Zero Punctuation. Zero Punctuation is The Escapist's groundbreaking video review series starring Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw. Every Wednesday Zero Punctuation picks apart the games so you don't have to. Called "hilariously cutting ... first legitimate breakout hit from the gaming community in recent memory" by Boing Boing, see why gamers love it and developers fear it. South Park: The Stick of Truth - Yes, There Really Were Crying Koalas. Ghost Of Christmas Future Taunts Children With Visions Of PlayStation 5 | The Onion. SOUTHFIELD, MI—Bored with scaring elderly misers, the Ghost of Christmas Future is spending the holiday season taunting modern children with visions of Christmas 2016's hottest toy: the Sony PlayStation 5, a 2,048-bit console featuring a 45-Ghz trinary processor, CineReal graphics booster with 2-gig biotexturing, and an RSP connector for 360-degree online-immersion play.

The Ghost of Christmas Future offers a pair of Phoenix 10-year-olds a tantalizing glimpse of the PS5. "You know how kids are—a year is an eternity to them," the wraithlike specter said Monday during a visit to the Southfield home of 13-year-old Josh Kuehn. "So just imagine showing them something they'll have to wait 14 years for. Teasing them with a glimpse of the PS5 is the ultimate torture. They absolutely lose their minds. It's like saying, 'Hey, kid, you'll be an old man before you ever get to touch this.'" Driving the children mad with PS5 lust, the Ghost said, is a multi-step process. Playstation 9. New Yorker vs XKCD Cartoon Off. Last night I was out shopping for groceries at my local grocery store when I ran into none other than Randall Munroe, creator of the webcomic XKCD (and, it might be noted, the guy in the grocery store who pushes his cart extra slow and then stops right in the middle of the aisle, so you can’t get over to the candy section!).

Before I could muster the courage to challenge him to a cartoon-off, as I knew I must, he had already removed his glove—a long silky stocking of a thing—and lofted it against my cheek, mouthing the words “cartoon off.” The game was on. The Rules—each contender is to draw: The Internet, as envisioned by the elderly. String Theory. 1999. After all that drawing, I had a few questions for this Munroe guy. Cartoon Lounge: Tell us a little bit about yourself and XKCD. Randall Munroe: Well, I draw XKCD, a webcomic about stick figures who do math, play with staple guns, mess around on the Internet, and have lots of sex. I used to work at NASA in Virginia. PalinAsPresident.com. The 6 Most Disastrous Uses of Work Email Ever. They say you should never write anything in an email that you don't want to see on the front page of the New York Times. And while you may shrug and ask why in the world the Times would print your email about how drunk you got last night, well, you'd be surprised.

These guys found out the hard way. Peter Chung: Investment Banker, Sex Machine Peter Chung's future couldn't have been brighter. After graduating from Princeton he landed a sweet job with The Carlyle Group, complete with a fancy apartment. Chung soon found himself tempted by the money, women and fast lane existence that apparently exists in Korea for young investment bankers. Investment banking in America. Investment banking in Korea. Showing off the virtues instilled by his expensive education, 2 weeks after landing his new gig Peter was emailing his friends about his ambitious plans for the future: It's all about Seoul. We're not sure where he got the billion hot chicks from. A night out clubbing? The Fallout: This. Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy.