Baby porcupine enjoys an afternoon snack. Want to understand Minions a little? Learn their Banana Language! Meimr2okgh1rcvli9o1_500.gif (500×282) Dreamer. On How To Feel Better. Mamasita. Scarlet letter. Bl. Look for the Helpers. By Amy Hackworth.
I would have preferred not to say anything to our children about Friday’s shootings. I would have preferred to let them continue to live in a world where they didn’t know things like this happen, where this sort of inconceivable heartbreak doesn’t exist, where explanations of this sort are unnecessary. 15 Things You Don't Want Your New Roommate to Say. When You Need A Laugh. "10 Parts In Home Alone That Still Bother Me" by Dan Hopper and Alex Schmidt. Home Alone is an absolute holiday classic and a cornerstone of many of our childhoods, but, like anything that I watched when I was little (then watched again 47 million other times including earlier today), there's a number of parts that always bugged me, and I think this blog post in the year 2012 as I near my 30s is the perfect place to FINALLY AIR THOSE GRIEVANCES.
Here are the 10 Parts In Home Alone That Have Always Bothered Me: 1. When Kevin doesn't eat the macaroni Kevin has enough time to sit in church during a choral rehearsal listening to an alleged shovel-murderer yammer on about his estranged son, then manages to turn his home into the frickin' Temple Of Doom in an hour, but he doesn't have time to take ONE BITE of his delicious-looking macaroni dinner so he isn't starving to death while attempting to maim adults?
My mind, it wanders. A new way of choosing what book to read next. First world problems. The Meta Picture - Part 19. Relativity.