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Shakespeare Insults: A collection of quotes for you blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things! Shakespeare's Insults You can tell by the hundreds of imaginative biting quips in Shakespeare's plays that the man adored a good insult. The following is small collection of the very best of Shakespeare's jabs and affronts. You are not worth another word, else I'd call you knave.All's Well that Ends Well (2.3.262) I do desire we may be better strangers.As You Like It (3.2.248) He is deformed, crooked, old and sere, Ill-faced, worse bodied, shapeless everywhere; Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind; Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.

Thou whoreson, senseless villain! Dissembling harlot, thou art false in all! You abilities are too infant-like for doing much alone. They lie deadly that tell you you have good faces . You wear out a good wholesome forenoon in hearing a cause between an orange wife and a fosset-seller. More of your conversation would infect my brain. For such things as you, I can scarce think there's any, ye're so slight.

Away! O thou vile one! Take you me for a sponge? Shakespeare on the Web - The Best Bard Blogs. Mad Shakespeare. Talk Like Shakespeare - Home. To Be Or Not To Be : Savage Chickens – Cartoons on Sticky Notes by Doug Savage. The Original Shakespeare Blog | Shakespeare Geek. The Elizabethan Insult. Sirrah. Contrary to popular belief this word does not substitute for "sir". Remember that this word is considered an insult and only used to redress bad children, lazy servants, or downright rogues. E.g. "Sirrah, by my maidenhead I do not believe a single word that you have professed to be true.

You are a rogue and scoundrel. Be gone from my sight. " Fellow. Many people have seen this in some shape or form or another. In order to use this insult generator choose one word from each column and combine them using "Thou art a(n)... " "Thou art a churlish, dismal-dreaming fustilarian. " If you wish to make a longer, more interesting insult you could choose more than one word from columns one and two and combine them. "Thou art an artless, crook-pated, fawning, mewling, elf-skinned puttock. " Feel free to add your own adjectives to the list as you get more comfortable with the process. Romeo: Lady, by yonder blessed moon I vow That tips with silver all these fruit tree tops Juliet: Well, do not swear.

Pulpbard - home. Life in Elizabethan England: A Compendium of Common Knowledge. 11th Edition, Spring 2011 ________________________________________ ________________________________________ Contents ·Search · Browse the Compendium Games · Food · Money · Religion · Language · Weddings · Masters & Servants · Occupations · The Peers ·London · Fashion ·Children ·Household Management · Pastimes · Names ·The Queen's Suitors ·Education · Christmas · Heraldry · Maps________________________________________Preface Introduction Renaissance: The Elizabethan World Home Links Author & Designer________________________________________

Shakespeare. Shakespeare – Free Shakespeare Resources for Students and Teachers. Mad Shakespeare. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE.

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