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The following is a tribute to those not satisfied with the standard prison accommodations - we have : Cigarette Lighter Source With cigarettes being the go-to currency of choice for prisoners (at least the movies would have you believe this), there wouldn't be much use for a smokable commodity if there was no way to light it. Tattoo Gun Pipe Hidden Shiv Razor Comb Rash Knuckles Whip/Cat-o-nine tails Dummy Gun Zip Gun.
Telephone Songs. Useless Office Skill #163 This is for all of you frustrated musicians...who want to turn all of us into frustrated listeners. ...You can play music on your phone by pressing the buttons on the top (1,2,3)...and along the side (6,9,#). But don't play the 4,5,7,8,*, or 0. They sound even worse than the others. Happy Birthday 112163 112196 11#9632 969363 Auld Lang Syne 11113212 321139# #9331212 321##91 Frere Jacques 12311231 369369 9#9631,9#9631 191,191 Mary Had a Little Lamb 3212333 222,399 3212333 322321 Louie, Louie 111-66-999-66 Help 911 911 911 911 ...from the book, Totally Useless Office Skills, by Rick Davis.
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