Complained to The Police: "He Sold Me Sugar Instead of Drugs" All that Susan Bassam from Missouri wanted was to buy some drugs to “feel high” – and forget about her troubles. However, after she had bought the cocaine in Springfield, she noticed that the drug dealer cheated her and sold her sugar. For the sweet pleasure she paid $40, but she did not agree to let is pass in silence and called the police. Deceived client’s anger did not impress the police, who arrested her for possession of drugs among her possessions. According to the police report, the 47-year-old Susan Bassam demanded the police to approach the drug dealer’s apartment and arrest him – and then give her back her money.
Cocaine or suger? The newspaper “Springfield News Leader” reported that when police arrived at the address given to them by Susan Bassam, the residents of the place denied that they sell drugs. Told a Joke About Blond People in Austria? Sit Two Years in Prison! A new law went into effect in Austria earlier this week forbids citizens to tell jokes about blonds, as part of the government struggle against terrorism, reported Friday the British newspaper “Daily Mirror”. The new law, which imposes a penalty of up to two years imprisonment for violating it, is part of a package of anti-terror laws approved by the Austrian Parliament. The initiators of the law argue that the jokes on people with golden blond hair might hurt so much that they decide to adopt terrorist methods to take revenge. blonde woman = danger?
The law was originally intended to help authorities deal with extremist groups that there is a concern that their views could encourage terrorist activities, but eventually the law prohibits not only jokes about blonds, but also jokes about the inhabitants of Burgenland province, traditionally considered the object of jokes from the rest of the country. Random funny pictures. Home Upload. UPDATED: MISSING. Hard Drugs And Harder Pharmacists. Funniness of Unfunniness. Bus Driver Troll. <div align="center"><a href=" marketing</a></div> You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site. Ah, Parents… YOU BASTARD! from Joe Burton. Clients From Hell. It is possible to understand Engineers - Where there's a will, there's a way.
Understanding Engineers #1 Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike? " The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want. " The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice, The clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway. " Understanding Engineers #2 To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Understanding Engineers #3 A priest, an ophthalmologist, and an engineer were golfing one morning behind a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys?
The doctor chimed in,"I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf! " The priest said, "Here comes the greens keeper. He said, "Hello, George. The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes. They were silent for a moment. ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 -- from Joe Burton. Problem Gambling.