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2012 February. Feb22 Edit 25/4/12 to reword as per comments. Admin Would he make death threats to Jessica Ahlquist? I suspect he would: Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones. Christian apologists will say that this person isn’t a true Christian. Good Reason: Why are atheists so rude? It was Orientation Day on campus.

Good Reason: Why are atheists so rude?

People can sign up for clubs (including the UWA Atheist and Skeptic Society), and there are always tons of church groups doing their schtick. So I like to see what's out there. Here's a conversation I had. It went pretty much just like this. Atheist Eve. Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. A.J. Jacobs' year of living biblically. "God" is Part of the 1 Percent. Once upon a time a very, very angry man named "god" created the world, got pissed off at everybody and killed them all with a flood, except for his buddy Noah and his 2 live crew.

"God" is Part of the 1 Percent

Later God decided everyone is so lame that he chose his "chosen people" to give a plot of real estate to while telling everyone else to f*ck off, ordered some ethnic cleansings to clear out the area and so forth. Still finding nearly all people to be unbearable (and who can blame him, really?) This god person decided, out of the kindness of his heart, to send his only son to be brutally tortured and savagely murdered so that he won't have to send us all into a lake of hell fire for all eternity, because he loves us. About 600 years later, god met this slave owner named Mohammed who also hated most people and the two of them really hit it off. Adults_with_imaginery_friends_are_stupid_thanks_for_not_littering_your_mind_black.jpg (JPEG Image, 1024×768 pixels) - Scaled (88%) Married To The Sea - 2,000+ comics by Drew & Natalie Dee - Updates daily at midnight.

45871_420527318365_563728365_4886354_8136143_n.jpg (JPEG Image, 720×576 pixels) Is hell exothermic? I do not know who originally wrote this but it is a classic.

Is hell exothermic?

A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question: "Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof. " Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: "First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. 1. So which is it? This student got the only A. Back. Quantum Physics and the Genesis. Posted by mathwhiz on December 7, 2011 God was a nerd. ** Note: Some posts on Math-Fail are user-submitted and NOT verified by the admin of the site before publication.

Quantum Physics and the Genesis

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