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MY ROOMMATE IS SUCH A DICK! Weird Tattoos. Some people don't seem to realize this crap is permanent! Roller Coaster Funnies. I have to admit, I've done stupid faces and stuff for the souvenir photo camera on roller coasters, but nothing compared to this. Bad Tans. Some are thanks to nature, some are thanks to chemicals, but one thing is certain: Sometimes it's just best to stay indoors.

Sent in by Chris Vaughan. Stupid Protestors. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers. Bonus: Protest photobombers are out there! Beware! Hell Hath No Fury... Tattoo Idiocy. I would, once again, point out that this crap is permanent, but no one seems to be listening to us! The Morgan Freeman Chain of Command [Graphic] The Onion - America's Finest News Source. Breaking News - A Famous Person Has Died - function:verb.

Words on Pictures (Part 13) | SadAndUseless.com. Weird Converter - Translate Babies to Blue Whales to Polar Bears. When You Send Me A Text. How Can You Fire Such a Hilarious Teacher? Siri Says the Darnedest Things. As one of the staple features of the iPhone 4S, Apple’s new voice assistant software, Siri, and many of its unusual responses have become a popular topic of discussion. In fact, several websites have been created for the purpose of distributing some the technology’s most amusing and bizarre interactions users have had with the technology.

We’ve rounded up some of our favorites and verified them on our own devices to ensure credible LOLs. Open the Pod Bay Doors Someone at Apple must be a Stanley Kubrick fan, because when asked to open the pod bay doors, Siri responds in the same fashion that homicidal supercomputer Hal-9000 did in the 1968 film, 2001: A Space Odyssey, stating "Sorry, [user's name] I'm afraid I can't do that. " Source: ThisIsMyNext.com Lost iPhone 4 Prototype Joke Last year, tech blog Gizmodo obtained an early prototype of the iPhone 4 that had been lost at a bar by an Apple employee and revealed it to the world long before Apple's planned announcement.

Beam Me Up, Siri. Drunk Arrest. Zoom.gif (640×252) Welcome to The SNL Archives. LaughNet. How commercial airplanes SHOULD be laid out.