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How Many Of These Call-And-Response Chants Have Y... I’m A Feminist, But I Don’t Support Planned Paren... Sorry, people who want everyone to fit into neat categories, but I refuse to be reduced to a label.

I’m A Feminist, But I Don’t Support Planned Paren...

Yes, I am a feminist. No, I don’t support Planned Parenthood. I strive for the full equality of women and men, yet on a date I absolutely expect the man to pay. Campaign Setback: Jeb Bush’s Bus Broke Down On A. The 2016 Republican presidential primary race has not been going as expected for former Florida governor Jeb Bush, from plummeting poll numbers, to a poor showing in the Iowa caucuses, to several lackluster debate performances.

Campaign Setback: Jeb Bush’s Bus Broke Down On A

And with the New Hampshire primary in full swing, the latest news out of the Bush camp adds to that list of woes: Jeb Bush’s campaign bus broke down on a train track, and a train is rapidly approaching. Not good, Jeb! Six months ago, if you had predicted that Jeb Bush would be in fifth place nationally and sitting helplessly on train tracks in his campaign bus, turning the ignition over and over while yelling “Come on! 6 Things Everyone Experiences When They Go Throug... Second puberty is part of growing up.

6 Things Everyone Experiences When They Go Throug...

If it hasn’t happened to you yet, don’t worry, because it will. It can happen at any time, whether you’re 30 years old or 80 years old. When the time comes, your body will begin changing in sickening and terrifying ways. All Of My Equally Perfect Daughters…Ranked. Kind, beautiful, talented, smart—I just can’t seem to gush enough about my amazing, wonderful daughters!

All Of My Equally Perfect Daughters…Ranked

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Can You Survive A Night On The Town With The Rat

There’s a funeral. The man the Mafia pinned the assassination on gets killed by some other guy. JFK Jr. salutes his father. Lyndon B. Johnson becomes president. However, you were the one who was responsible for the death of JFK. But slowly, things get better. You decide to spend the remainder of your days trying to help your fellow man. The perfect American. Will You Make A Suitable Bride For Oscar Isaac? What Your Teen Is Really Doing When She Says She’s Going To A Warehouse To Get All Holes Stuffed. In the age of tweeting, texting, and emoticons, sometimes it seems like teenagers are speaking an entirely different language.

What Your Teen Is Really Doing When She Says She’s Going To A Warehouse To Get All Holes Stuffed

10 Quotes Lookin’ Pretty At Home Next To Mark Twain. It just feels right seeing this quote with a picture of Mark Twain.

10 Quotes Lookin’ Pretty At Home Next To Mark Twain

It’s like they were made for each other. Mark Twain’s instantly recognizable face makes this quote seem all the more biting, wouldn’t you agree? The man himself, next to what sure looks like a classic Twainism if we ever saw one. Nothing weird about this guy snugglin’ up next to a picture of Twain. These two just look good together. I Went Through Gay Conversion Therapy And Emerged... An abomination to God.

I Went Through Gay Conversion Therapy And Emerged...

An immoral choice. Growing up in a conservative Christian household, those are just a couple of ways that I was raised to view homosexuality. So when I finally came out to my family, I was issued an ultimatum: submit to gay conversion therapy or move out. As a scared 16-year-old, I chose the first option, only to emerge years later more uncertain than ever and incredibly talented at basketball. It wasn’t so bad in the beginning. Kissing Is Sex. Some friends and I were exchanging stories yesterday when the topic of kissing came up.

Kissing Is Sex

“We went back to her place and kissed on her couch,” said my friend, whom I’ll call John. “That was all, though. No sex.” Kissing, but not sex? Science FTW: NASA Sent A Man Into Orbit And Got A... Well, it looks like science has done it again.

Science FTW: NASA Sent A Man Into Orbit And Got A...

NASA officials announced today that a manned spacecraft they recently sent into orbit has returned safely to Earth, bringing back with it a different man than the one who was originally on board. Wow. Science FTW! “Eleven days ago, we sent astronaut Michael McCullough into space,” said NASA spokesperson George Diller at a press conference earlier this morning. We Asked 22 Limo Drivers About The Worst Time Som... Twenty-two limo drivers. One question: What was the worst time someone got sucked out of your sunroof? 1. 16 Goddamn Deer I Accidentally Hit On My Way Out. How did this keep happening to me? 1. My small drive from hell got started when this deer ran in front of me right as I pulled out of my parking spot. Like all the deer that followed, I never saw it coming. 2.

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