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Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child? "Witness: "I only have one, you know. " Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated? " Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse? " The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail. Lawyer: "What is your date of birth? " Lawyer: "Can you tell us what was stolen from your house? " Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? " Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like? " Lawyer: "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all? " Lawyer: "How old is your son, the one living with you?

" Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? " *Mamihlapinatapai*: A look shared by. MyQuotes. 786 868 1076 1466 524 1353 1608 1019 2548 1404 148 523 253 231 3040 680 408 524 1033 1022 428 2921 1027 651 561 1503 645 312 218 3726 859 3768 701 433 668 1562 661 929 206 1462 266 1029 289 2811 397 1316 613 981 739 178 227 591 406 994 5021 1287 1002 2045 2799 719 877 3822 2442 3780 579 453 2591 1729 3733 879 1113 1907 2083 2441 868.