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Jpg00000.jpg from kth.se. Computer Enhancers. If Historical Events had Facebook Statuses. How You Can Spot A Republican: A Joke. The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

"She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be an Obama Democrat. " "I am," replied the man. "How did you know? " "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Republican. " "I am," replied the balloonist. "Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. Untitled Document. Rabbits-thesis.htm from ncl.ac.uk. One sunny day a rabbit came out of her hole in the ground to enjoy the fine weather. The day was so nice that she became careless and a fox sneaked up behind her and caught her. "I am going to eat you for lunch! ", said the fox. "Wait! " "Oh yeah? "Well, I am just finishing my thesis on 'The Superiority of Rabbits over Foxes and Wolves.'" "Are you crazy? "Not really, not according to my research.

"You really are crazy! " "Wait! " "And why might that be, my furry appetizer? " "I am almost finished writing my thesis on 'The Superiority of Rabbits over Foxes and Wolves.'" The wolf laughed so hard that it almost lost its grip on the rabbit. "Come and read it for yourself.

So the wolf went down into the rabbit's hole...and never came out. "Yup, I just finished my thesis. " "Congratulations. "'The Superiority of Rabbits over Foxes and Wolves.'" "Are you sure? "Oh yes. So together they went down into the rabbit's hole. The moral of the story: The title of your thesis doesn't matter. Cookies by Douglas Adams - StumbleUpon. Imagesvirtual-farm.jpg from bitsandpieces.us. 1270249666BEOiLlH3L5_1_1_l.jpg from hardocp.com.