Astrid’s List. Planet Zillionaire. Lunches with Narelle. Russell and Ben. AlterNet. By now, Lady Romney’s serene indifference to the world of – oh, just about anybody who doesn’t do horse ballet– has reached legendary status. On her privileged planet, income inequality is a noble thing and you get through college on your man’s stock portfolio. For a tour of her best foot-in-mouth musings, we’ve assembled a list of items filed under, “Wow. She really said that!” 1. What, Me Rich? “We can be poor in spirit, and I don’t even consider myself wealthy, which is an interesting thing,” said Ann Romney to Fox News . “It can be here today and gone tomorrow.” Hmm. Ann Romney’s favorite fancy dressage horse, Rafalca, costs more to feed and shelter than your whole family. 2. Back in April, Ann Romney spoke to the Connecticut Republican Party’s Prescott Bush Awards Dinner in Stamford, where she waxed personal on the rigors of raising kids while Mitt was off destroying jobs.
Mrs. 3. How awesome is that?!? 4. Stiff or not stiff? 5. You people. Yes, Ann. Picture+12.png (283×378) Fourth.jpg (621×430) Bush diary secrets. The White House diary of George W. Bush, which the 43rd president faithfully maintained throughout his two terms in office, has created a media firestorm and stirred both controversy and intrigue since it was published by the New York Times on its Web site early yesterday morning. The diary has already received more than 35 million hits. Critics of the former president are pointing to the diary as evidence that Mr. Bush was a detached and disinterested commander-in-chief who was out of his depth as president. “If a chimichanga isn’t deep fried then it’s JUST A BURRITO!” Wrote the frustrated president. “I spent most of last week down in the kitchen showing Roland how to do it, but he still doesn’t get it,” the president fumed, in an apparent reference to former White House Chef Roland Mesnier.
Many of the entries are difficult to interpret because of their brevity. The president also describes occasional disagreements with his advisors. Mr. The Most Entertaining Obnoxious Or Completely Insane Notes Written To Neighbors. 6 new contenders for the single most enjoyable note ever written to a neighbor. I sing what's in my heart. And everything in my heart is pure horror. As the earth's population continues to grow, humans are forced to live in ever closer proximity to each other, pissing each other off in new and disgusting ways. The neighbor note is the most effective medium to alert your neighbors to the myriad ways in which their way of life is destroying yours.
So if you're going to leave one yourself and want to make sure your neighbors pay heed, take a cue from these authors and unload on that piece of paper with both barrels. Worst thing is, it was blocked by a bag of cow's arseholes. We didn't feel condescended to until you gave us the layman's definition of "urinate. " Or maybe your neighbor delivered it to you. That's nothing. Not a dry eye in the garage. Updated 7/8/13: Have some empathy for your jealous neighbors who long for human touch. Lesson learned. It's been two years! Don't test them. Unintentionally Inappropriate Test Responses From Children.
Witness The Most Disastrous Conversation In Texting History. Witness the most disastrous post-date texting conversation in history. posted 02/19/2012 Redditor rmcoop27 claims he received this ridiculously long string of increasingly deranged text messages from a girl he went out with a single time. There are probably enough pages of red flags and pure insanity here to be collected in a book, called Things Not to Say After One Date.
So sit back, start scrolling, and watch what it looks like when someone's psyche completely implodes. 10 Funniest Internet Memes of 2011. Here at Oddee we pride ourselves on staying on top of internet trends and memes, and 2011 was a very busy year! Here are ten of our favorite funny (and weird!) Internet memes for the year 2011. We can't wait to see what the hilarious people of the Internet come up with for 2012. These are just our ten favorite memes of 2011. Feel free to add yours! Paula Deen Riding Things In March of 2011 celebrity chef Paula Deen was photographed jokingly riding on top of Food Network host Robert Irvine.
Planking We couldn't do a list about 2011's notable memes without including this incredibly weird phenomenon! Honey Badger Don't Care The Honey Badger video is one of a series of YouTube videos featuring hilarious voice-over narration by a guy named Randall. The video went viral in 2011 and spawned tons of merchandise, like the t-shirt above. Here is the video that started it all: (NSFW -- language) Pepper Spraying Cop It all started when University of California Davis policeman Lt. Chemistry Cat Owling. 10 Funniest "Unimpressed" Memes - Oddee.com (meme, memes...) Blue.jpg (701×481) Catalog Cats. FOUND Magazine | Latest Find. Donald Trump Stares Forlornly At Tiny, Aged Penis In Mirror Before Putting On Clothes, Beginning Day. NEW YORK—Real estate mogul and television personality Donald Trump reportedly stood before his bedroom's full-length mirror Wednesday morning and stared forlornly at his aged, shriveled penis before getting dressed and leaving his residence in Manhattan's Trump Tower to start the day.
According to reports, the 66-year-old had laid his suit out on his bed and was preparing to step into a pair of silk boxer shorts when he glimpsed his deteriorating body in the mirror. Trump then spent approximately 15 to 20 minutes morosely reflecting on his appearance, dedicating most of that time to gazing at his desiccated sexual anatomy and contemplating its all-but-total lack of function. "God, look at this thing," said a dejected Trump, hoisting up a large quantity of belly flab with his forearm to make his stunted organ visible.
"Pitiful. " Sources say Trump sat on his bed and lightly shook his head for a full five minutes. "What the hell happened? " Felen Tims Day. Momey Mami Mom. I Know You. 10 Coolest Absence Notes. This hilarious note was apparently given to a first grade teacher as an explanation for his absence from class the following day. While we're assuming the student meant to write they would be in Virginia, he or she instead announced they were visiting a certain south of the border female body part. Your boss can tell by the pixels, and from seeing quite a few Photoshop jobs in his time. One student in Minnesota had a pretty good excuse for being absent from school today, or at least, he had a pretty sweet excuse note! “Note: Just to let you it is not that we don't believe in things like that, it is just misleading when you talk about it being billions of years old, when we all know that the world is only about 6,000 years old.
A six-year-old boy forged a dismissal note with a highlighter pen on finger painting paper to get out of an after-school program – and his school accepted it. His teacher was suspicious and sent Gannon to see the school secretary for approval. Too much information. Man On Verge Of Self-Realization Instead Turns To God. So Not First-Date Appropriate. I May Be Too Focused on the Hole. ...His Runny Bunny Eyes. Wait a Minute-- I'm 20! Tommy Is Not Special. You, Yes, You. Drunk or Marxist? PetSecret.jpg (604×419) Blush.jpg (659×461) Lonely Englishman. O.jpg (752×551) Visiting Parents Unknowingly Strike Up Conversation With Parents Of Dorm's Blowjob Queen.
12 Hilarious Grammar Mistakes on Facebook & SMS. So I Have Come to Terms. FOUND by Graham in Washington DC I found this little sucker on a restaurant’s bookshelves. There were a bunch of other books on the walls, but the bright blue of this book caught my attention. I grabbed it and discovered it was a journal. When the waiter came to my table, I asked him if it was okay if I took it. He said it was completely fine and told me the book I was holding had been there since he started working at the restaurant (over a year).
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It was slightly monsoon-y out, yet the rectangle did not budge or flutter. I assumed it was a piece of paper or an index card that had gotten damp from the on again, off again showers we had been getting all day long. Since it wasn’t going anywhere at that moment, I made a pact with myself to grab the litter out of the road when I returned home later – if it was still indeed there, of course. Some Similar Finds: You Little Pimp, You. Pick Me. Dress-up Kitty. Well Played. Love and Hate. Overheard in the Office | ...Fine, "Marketing"-- Whatever.
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